Sonic.KFC
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Hi my name is Jordan and this is my friend RagingVenom45, we are both 21 years old and we played a very spooky and scary game called Sonic.KFC, we'll be telling how it was!
I was playing Sonic 069 until I saw a mail from my friend 69Fan69, and he said:
Quick, puke on this game and get rid of it, do it quick, before it's too late!
-Yours truly, 69Fan69
The game was called Sonic.KFC, we were big fans of Sonic KFC Adventures, so we thought that it was a prequel.
We inserted the disc on the computer and the game popped up, it was Sonic KFC Adventures, the game that we loved! But, this time, there was a part where it came quick where there was black sky, red water, and sonic was covered by the KFC Man, and it wasn't SEGA 69 anymore, it was SEGA KFC! There was a title screen from Sonic KFC Adventures 3, but with realistic vomit and very creepy music.
There were three characters, your pal Chicken Sandwich, your friend Cooked KFC, and weirdly there was the Bed KFC Man, how can you play as the Bed KFC Man in a Sonic game? So I chose the Chicken Sandwich and there was a creepy sound that was from a chicken saying (I want your balls) in chicken language! The First level was usually "KFC Hill Zone" but this time it was just called "KFC Zone" The music was reversed and demonic, it was 69% creepy! Usually when you kill an enemy, it comes a chicken but this time, all the chickens were dead and eaten! Then there it was, Colonel Sanders, he had his eyes closed.
I approached him and he slowly moved his penis to my side! And he opened his eyes and said:
Do you wanna have sex with me?
After that you spawn on a place full of shit and dicks cutten off, it was coming out pink gas. Chicken Sandwich was with a depressed face and it born a boner. He kept walking for 69 minutes until he found The KFC Man, he was coming after him! He didn't touch Chicken Sandwich yet, Chicken Sandwich was crying and very depressed! Colonel Sanders and picked him up and you could hear some "mmhmm hmm oohhh yeahhhh" It went back to the character select screen and the Chicken Sandwich had a colossal boner that was too big to fit on the screen, and his eyes were closed! It was Cooked KFC's turn, the level was usually KFC Brian Zone, Cooked KFC was shocked and very depressed, he was always pooping on the ground every step he made (such a chicken)
Cooked KFC didn't know where he was, until the screen became static, and we didn't know shit for what was happening. It appeared "Butts3x3d Y0u" We were shocked, we didn't know what was happening
It was our chance.
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