Sonic Boom Lost Episode: Pain

It was just another Saturday morning, I had felt so wasted from the party I went to the night prior. But regardless, I managed to get myself out of bed and walk to the living room. I plopped myself down on the couch, grabbed the remote and turned on the T.V. After turning it on, I proceeded to my DVR where I had all the episodes of Sonic Boom recorded. For those who don't know Sonic Boom is a T.V. show that airs on Cartoon Network at 7:00 am. It initially runs on Saturday mornings, and reruns on Sunday mornings. As I was browsing through the list, I came across something I wasn't quite familiar with. It was a Sonic Boom episode that's title read, "Pain". This alone made me curious because I had never heard of an episode like this airing before, nor have I ever remembered recording it. I wanted to check it out just to see what sort of contents would be in it, but I was a bit scared. Curiosity got the better of me as I clicked on it. When I did, the intro played. It was normal. And the title card after it was normal, too. Just a blurred screenshot of the episode with text on it, revealing the episode's title, the writers of it, and the voice actors that starred in it.

The episode began. It showed Tails and his beloved girlfriend, Zooey at Meh Burger. "It sure is a lovely day, isn't it?" he asked her. It then cut to Zooey, she looked rather irritated, but I couldn't fathom why. She was usually such a happy character. She scoffed. "Yeah, if only this day was as lovely as you." she murmured under her breath. "Excuse me?" he asked her, not knowing what she said. This is where things started to get weird. Zooey, out of a shriek of rage, flipped the table over and shouted, "I'M FREAKING TIRED OF THIS TAILS! YOU UGLY PIECE OF SH*T. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, I NEVER LOVED YOU. Tears swelled up in Tails' eyes, but then, he got mad and shouted back, "SHUT UP, ZOOEY!" Zooey jumped up on a table. "OH YEAH?!" she replied. "COME HERE AND SHUT ME!" They both got into a big fight while spewing out insults. Dave (I'm pretty sure you all know that he's a employee at Meh Burger) started recording it all on his iPhone. He later posted it on WorldStarHipHop.com.

The screen transitioned to nighttime, Sonic, Amy, Knuckles and Sticks were waiting or Tails to get back. "Where is that pussy Tails?" Amy asked impatiently. "Yeah," Knuckles added. "He was supposed to be here like an hour ago. Where is that gaywad?" Sonic looked annoyed. "Guys, there's no need to call him names," he stated. "He's probably just at the store or something." The door opened. "And there he is now!" It cut to a shot of Tails looking very sad. He had a black eye, and some scars on him. Sonic was worried. "Tails! What happened?!" he asked him, demanding to know. Tails only replied with, "Pain. That's what happened." The screen faded to black and went to a commercial break, despite that segment being only like 7 minutes long instead of the usual 11. After the break, it cut back to another episode. Now, for those who don't know (again), the formula used to be two new episodes with a commercial break inbetween, pretty similar to the children's show, "Arthur". However, for some reason, they changed it to only ONE new episode, and a reairing of a past episode to fill up the second spot. Thus, since "Battle of the Boy Bands" was a past episode, it aired. But apparently, it was dubbed over in Japanese.

When the episode ended, a big blob of text appeared that read, "Itami" several times. After looking it up on Google, I realized that... it meant "pain" in Japanese.

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