Sonic Cock Slap Strength

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Okay so the average hedgehog body to erect penis height and weight ratios are 24/5.46cm and 780/6g. Therefore, If we assume that Sonic the Hedgehog has a height of 3"3 (~100cm) and a weight of 35kg, his cock would have a length of 21.84cm and a weight of 24kg. Using the FMA formula we can then deduce that, if he indeed ran at the speed of sound, his cockslap would have a force of about 845kg. Almost twice as much as a full force Mike Tyson force.

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