Sonic Colors Ultimate
I was having a moderately gay day when I opened Twitter. That was a big mistake. Not only because it’s Twitter, but also because I see this:
Well shit, I can’t find Twitter post. Just pretend that it’s there. ;)
I was horrified. Sonic The Hedgehog glitch? I don’t think so. Sonic from Epic Games would never! For those of you who don’t know, when I was 11, Fortnite from Epic Games kissed me on the cheek and it made me feel better. As we all know, Epic Games make Sonic The Hingedog games. Fortnite wouldn’t release this trash! I did the Amogus fard and it gave me Sonic Colors Ultimate’s home address irl. But it only gave me this:
I knew what I had to do. I loaded my Glock-18 and Googled their address. Gangster Mode Go! A demon cums inside me. “Squidward’s house did this!” I realized. I found that bastard in my basement irl. I shoot him and he dies. I’m gangster! Sonic Colors Ultimate went back to normal. I have won. But not actually as Amogus fard did the unthinkable. He flashed his sussy nipples! “That’s cringe and gay.” Amogus fard melted. He died from getting autism.
I scooped up his melted corpse and put it in Fortnite’s drink. He loves that shit. Paw Patrol was reborn. They gave me Paw Patrol crayons so I wrote the n word on the wall. I was then canceled on Twitter. That’s why using Twitter earlier was a big mistake. Also, here’s my Minecraft Story Mode OC Resse. He likes to pick up bitches from his old high school in his truck and play Fortnite. Here he is:
Make sure to follow all of my social medias or he will be in your bed at 3 AM! On one last note, Rick & Morty is cringe!
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