Sonic period EXE

I was searching on the interwebnets for a fan made Sonic game. Since I wanted it for computors I searched up Sonic period exe. I scrolled down, with my hyper realistic mouse, and found a normal looking game. I downloaded it, to my hyper realistic computer and I opened up the hyper realistic game. I pressed start and creepy hyper realistic Sonic popped up, with a hyper realistic ©SEGA 666, and hyper realistic black eyes and hyper realistic red dots and HYPER REALISTIC fruit punch. There was no way for a 16-bit game could be this hyper realistic, but it was.Then I selected tails in the creepy, yet hyper realistic, character select screen!!!11 Then I went to hill, and I realized something, this game was SHIT. There were so many glitches, even the normal theme was playing in reverse.The phisycs were awfull, And the level design is one straight fucking line. I didn't even like the two-tailed furry frick I was playing as. What kind of person made this? Is this supposed to be scary? I then found Sonic standing god. Thank God, maybe he could save me from this peice of literal crap. Then I saw Tails going to touch Sonic. Kind of gay Tails. When he touched Sonic, he got those hyper realistic eyes again. "Hello, do you want to play with me?" Now there's a fucking typo. It should be: "Do you want to play as me." If Sonic went to the eye doctor, then I would play as him. Then the game took me to a level called hide and seek. Will we finally get interesting level deign? What the hell do you think? NO! This time, tails was being chased by Sonic, but Tails had this dumbass expression. It was a straight line, YET AGAIN! Once Sonic caught Tails, he started crying. He's a pussy, he should run the fuck away. Then Sonic appears next to him. He then Sonic looked like he went to hug Tails, then Tails screamed. The Sonic series was better off without him. I didn't even care. I closed the game and deleted it. I then looked on my bed, to find a plushy of the Sonic that killed Tails. So now the game vandalized, my $15 Sonic toy. I threw the toy away. I then went to sleep. Then all of a sudden, I saw a shadowy, Sonic looking character, with a blade in his hand. I then realized, he was there to kill me. I told him to wait for me to post my story to Wiki. He let me, so these are my last words. Goodbye internet. Don't do drugs.

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