Sonic the Hedgeheg Z

Ok so hi guys my name is Joe mama and I have a very horrific story to tell so lets begin it's very scary you know

I was an average saonic the hedgeheg fan like everybody else is and I was walking down the road until I found a game called Sonic the Hedgeheg Z

Now I didn't know this gayme came out I saw leaks of it on the interweb so I was curious and I asked what the fuckity fuck is a S0n the Hedgeheg Z and so I picked it up and put it inside of my cartridge of Sega Gaynesis games and then all of a sudden this dumbass came on screen he called himself Goku and he said I got scammed. What an asshole. I beat him up from outside of my tv and then he died. After he died s2nci the Hedgeheg Z finally came on screen and I was greeted with the most horrible image

It was Sawinc the Hedgeheg. He was ANIME AND HAD HYPEREELISTIC BLOOD!!! But the anime part was what scared me the worst like oh my god anime sucks asscheeks. He then looked at goku's dead body and he said "How dare you you killed my lover" and I was like since when was snc gay lol and then he threw me into the TV and the game looked like total ass. I then had a seizure and passed out due to how fucking ugly it was

I then woke up in Saw'sic's gayass room and he looked at me with hyperreeelistic eyes and blood. He then said that he was going to mutilate me beyond recognition and I had no fucking idea what that meant but I blew up his gay ass with the rocketlauncher he left in his room what a dumbass. After that I got out and then there was Toils and Fuckles and they had hypereelistic blood too!! But they looked fucking ugly they had their ribs open and ew those batsards I killed them swiftly.

But the worst of all of them was Joefucknik. He had the same name as me !! But the worst part of all was that he wasn't hypereelistic and he was ANIME!! He had a trollface mask tho so that was good. He then said "Come with me" and I said "shut the fuck up" because he was fucking anime and anime weebs create the worst fucking memes in existence and I was very scared of him because he was anime so I kicked his fatass to death and then I saw the portal back to my house and I took it while also taking Joefucknik's trollface mask. I then ripped the game out and mutilated it beyond recognition like Sanwis;c the Hedgeheg did to me and then I threw it in a dumpster

I am now no longer a Sansic the Hedgeheg fan. Thank you for listening to my story

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