Sonic the Hedgehog 20666

I am a Sonic the Hedgehog fan, much like every single person alive in this universe, and I went to a flea market to buy the latest copy of Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 because that game is underrated and I told my mom to burn in hell when she suggested just buy it off amazon or some bullshit like that. When I got it tho, the box art was different. It looked totally hyper-realistic and had Sonic 666 on the cover. I thought it was some hacked copy though and so I just bought it anyway. The clerk said he was going to burn it later because he said that it caused the other games on the shelves to fall over and gave everyone who visited the store nightmares but I slapped him in the face and ran off with the game anyway. I figured since he hated it, he wouldn't mind me shoplifting it. I was right.

When I got home and played it my PS3 let out a horrible bellowing roar that sounded realistic as it loaded up the game, followed by pouring blood out from the disc tray and the back of the system. I thought though it was just some cool effect that this game hack programmed into the PS3 and kept playing anyway.

I noticed Sonic, Silver and Shadow were all playable from the start, but when I selected Sonic, it restarted the entire game and it kept doing this until I selected Silver. Silver played normal until I fought Sonic. When I fought Sonic in his story, the game froze for 11 minutes before it went black and a hyper-realistic picture of Sonic came onto the screen and a blood curdling hyper-realistic scream was heard from the screen. That was when I became scared.

When I selected Shadow, it started me up right at the fight with Mephiles, at which point Mephiles went in and had Sonic in the container instead of Shadow. This time, just as Mephiles transformed, Sonic was released and the graphics on both Mephiles and Soniclooked hyper-realistic, and Sonic had black eyes with red pupils that bled red blood. He and Mephiles teamed up against Shadow and horribly mutiliated Shadow directly and completely on-screen. I gagged and cried for Shadow's horrific pain as it was horrible seeing him die but I now was able to play as Sonic and did so anyway.

Sonic's story was nothing but a in-game cut scene with Sonic in evil form and hyper-realistic graphics horribly killing Tails, decapitating him and sticking his head on a tree branch, before attacking Knuckles by chopping off his arms an impaling him with them. Then he went after Amy and tricked her into kissing him, only to then bite off her face in something that made me burst into tears because my favourite ship had just then ruined forever now. After that, things got to Blaze in Flame Core, who was fighting Mephiles on her own when Sonic appeared from behind and impaled her with the stick that had Tails' head on it. Mephiles then set her on fire and both Sonic and Mephiles shared a disturbing kiss that made me gag and vomit because the site of them kissing was the most disturbing thing I'd ever seen in my life.

After that, things showed Rouge and Omega in a room alone in crisis city, walking down a hallway after hearing a noise. Rouge saw Mephiles and thought she was Shadow, but when Mephiles turned around they were both killed in the same manner as Sonic was in the normal final story of the game. As they died, there were numerous cuts to Dr. Eggman having his neck snapped by Sonic, though Eggman was not an in-game model instead he looked exactly like a real live-action person, much more hyper-real than the usual hyper-realistic graphics.

The game ended with a hyper-realistic screen of Sonic with an extended stomach, screaming a belllowing cry before pushing a baby human girl out of his ass in an extremely gorey and bloody scene that made me cry when I saw the baby was none other than Princess Elise herself. After that the PS3 short circuited and the television exploded, giving me third degree burns all over my body. I am typing this while in the hospital, and I still have nightmares about the game since. My mother claims she saw it actually put itself back in it's case and fly out of an open window from the house, I can only imagine who it is haunting now.

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