South Park: the death of Kyle
I am so terrified...what the hell did I just watch!? I just watched a video that's so depressing that I couldn't bear to watch it. This is a story of the time I watched the death of Kyle...So one day I woke up out of bed it was a school day I was very miserable as always. I lived in Denver Colorado at the time and was a huge fan of South Park. I would always watch it on Comedy Central and It would never fail to get a laugh out of me. But on this particular day all my friends were talking about a lost episode on South Park. Where something really bad happens to one of the characters. I said "bullshit!" because I know the show like the search Search history I hide from my parents. Matt and Trey wouldn't make a Hidden episode...or would they? But whatever the deal is I'm sure it was just a hoax.When i was finished from school for the day and I went to the bus. on the sidewalk I found a lime green VHS tape and it had a label written on it called "The death of Kyle" when I turned it to the side the label said "SOUTH PARK "S0 E0" What the fuck? How could this be? I don't remember this episode airing on Comedy Central! But curiosity got the better of me so I put the tape in my backpack when I rode the bus home and i was talking about how I found the tape and my friends we're saying to me "no way you found the tape!" When i arrived home i sprinted to my room and put the tape into my VCR (Yes i still have one of those) and played it. When the tape started up it started the usual season 1 intro but when it got on to the actual episode the frame was just on the four boys and there is not a single sound in the episode. it was just...silence. The boys didn't have any expression on their faces. they didn't really have much of a face at all. It stayed on that screen for about 7 minutes And then it cut to the four boys and butters playing at recess but again it was silent. The teachers we're watching the kids play while they talked about how much they hated their lives. Then It cut to Kyle walking around the school but in sort of a disturbing way. Kyle was crying heavily and when the boys asked "what's wrong?" He said that his baby brother Ike died of cancer. Stan's face seem to turn white. Kenny (unhooded) screamed "NOOOOO!" but Cartman sarcastically said "haha! serves you right asshole!" Stan with rage yelled "Fuck off Cartman!" Cartman then quickly ran home. Kyle then went to Chase Cartman as if he was going to beat his ass but then while he was in the road he got ran over by a van. Kenny shrieked. and Stan threw up. Blood Gushing out of Kyle looked photo-realistic as if someone cut their wrist and was bleeding uncontrollably. It looked way too real to be in a computer animated show. And suddenly a blast of ear piercing static filled the TV it was so loud that my parents in the other room heard it.When the static faded out it showed Kyle's tombstone that said R.I.P Kyle Broflovski. Around Kyle's tombstone where Cartman, stan and Kenny and all of the boys were crying even if they didn't have a face at all. And then... The tape injected by itself and the TV turned off by itself. I ran to my friends house did tell them what was in the video but then my friend freddy got ran over! I vomited at the scene. The car that ran over Freddy made a huge bang sound and all my friends came out of their houses to see what happened. We were shocked at the site and then my friend Bryce started to shriek has the blood that came out of Freddy Gushed with pain. Many weeks later all of my friends (including me) attended Freddy's funeral. we were all sobbing with grief. the rabbi at the funeral said "Freddy was a good friend to us and it hurts to see him pass away in this horrible accident after his brother died from cancer"
wh- what? His brother died from cancer? That's exactly what happened to Kyle in that episode when he got ran over by a car? and the color of the car was exactly the same color of the car that ran over Kyle! Freddy was like Kyle, he always wore a green hat, an orange jacket, he was a Jew, and he had big curly hair. It's almost like the tape predicted the future. After the funeral I explained that the lost episode of South Park predicted Freddy's death. All my friends were saying to me "Bullshit!" but then I showed them the tape and then they immediately believed me. And however i did take a screenshot of the tape...And the worst part about the situation is that I knew that Freddy's parents were grieving it was a horrible sight to see. And all my friends try to remember Freddy in the goods that he did. and as for me I'm taking therapy lessons to forget about the tape and Freddy. As for the tape I hid it under my bed and under my bed it remained for years.
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