South Park - Cartman Snaps!
My 20 years of living has been traumatized today thanks to a video tape from South Park.
It started when I was trying to find DVD's for Family Guy and I stumbled across a South Park DVD entitled "Cartman Snaps" written in red with a dark red background, so I bought the DVD because I do not remember seeing a episode called Cartman Snaps before so I went home and put the disc in the player.
It started with the iconic intro but something wasn't right, The characters looked evil, they had red eyes and sharp animal teeth, Cartman was even creepier because his eyes were pitch-black and wide, and he had shark teeth with blood all over them, after the line "So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine" instead of Ike being thrown at the sign, it was an axe, instead of the sign a little bit falling down, it was completely cut in half, and the episode started.
It started with Kyle and Cartman arguing like always but it was different, the argument sounded serious, they were multiple fingers and fucks in the argument, Cartman had it and went inside, Cartman finds a glass bottle, he goes back outside, Kyle was talking to Stan about how Cartman was being mean to him recently, Cartman was slowly rising behind Kyle and he rammed the bottle into Kyle so quick the bottle broke, causing glass and blood to fly, Stan and Kenny rushed over to Kyle as Cartman grabbed an axe and hit the fence with it repeatedly, Stan and Kenny ran to Cartman and beat the hell out of the poor boy, Cartman kicked Kenny in his right eye, causing the eye to gouge out of his socket, Stan said the iconic line, but before he said bastard, Cartman found a wooden plank and repeatedly slapped Stan with it left to right. Cartman ran inside and throw a fit.
Cartman was crying hysterically and stopped crying suddenly after he broke a window and jumped out of it, Cartman killed 750 people, he almost killed the whole entire city, He shoved a knife up Wendy's back, He decapitated Bebe, he beat Red McArthur with a bat to death, I'm not gonna list the rest, but after that, some really disturbing clips began to play : First clip was a skull nearly covered in dirt, a skull with a hole in its cranium, a almost melted doll with his hair moving a bit, animals tearing at another animal, a riot, an eye surgery, an fireman caught in a dangerously huge fire, etc.
After all the clips played, Cartman was walking on the pavement, and he had a little pocket knife in his fanny pack, he also had a real bow on him, Cartman said "Say cheese, motherfuckers" and shot all of the citizens, then Cartman got caught killing people and was sent to jail, the screen turned black with text saying, "WHOEVER IS WATCHING THIS, YOU SHOULD NEVER VIEW IT OR ELSE YOU WILL FACE KYLE'S HORRID FATE". I was shocked, I took out the disc and burned it, I never want to deal with or watch South Park ever again.
Credited to AIDEN CERNA AGAIN
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