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  • 18:31, 29 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Jerma is not real (Created page with "i wish jerma was actually real so i could stop all the pain he is causing to society as a whole, jerma the computer hologram is infecting millions of minds with his machine-like powers, he lies to the masses and keeps them watching pulsating red matter to satisfy the needs of hunger and fame his egotistical psycho programming has, he made tens of thousands of people pray for him collectively in order to "just to see if i feel any better", it is clear he has dominated man...")
  • 17:31, 29 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page I'm not a nerd (Copypasta) (Created page with "Redditors seem to not understand that I am not a "nerd." A "nerd" is one of average IQ that studies science to show off, and appear smart. However, this description does not apply to me. I am not a "nerd," but rather an intellectual. I do not have average IQ; my IQ is ''at least'' 140. Not to compare myself, would you consider Albert Einstein a "nerd?" Of course not. He was born an intellectual and could therefore not control the urge of curiosity; a "nerd" would be able...")
  • 16:56, 29 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page The Game Is Over (Created page with "The game is over. I have grown wiser than you think and am no longer blind to the truth. You think that people like me are so easily manipulable considering your history of manipulation for the past year. You have turned from a humble and respected man into power hungry egotistical maniac that thrives off others sympathy and praise. You have created a false of image of an idolised god, and had countless players blindly follow you in pursuit. We have separated from your i...")
  • 16:54, 29 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page "club pengun is kill" but written eloquently (Created page with "==Original== apolgy for bad english where were u wen club penguin die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Club penguin is kil" "no" ==Eloquent Version== I apologise for my incomplete understanding of the syntax and grammatical rules, and spelling of words, of the English language, as I speak a language that is, in fact, not English, which is most likely evidenced to you, the reader, who is most likely a homo sapiens sapiens, as am I, by the fact that the E...")
  • 16:08, 29 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Exquisite Piece of Media (Copypasta) (Created page with "I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same w...")
  • 15:56, 29 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page PSA TO ALL GAMERS (Created page with "{{Note|Satirical copypasta mocking male gaming culture}} PSA TO ALL GAMERS. G.I.R.L.s ARE NOT REAL. Do NOT engage. Government Intelligence Recon and Logistics device. Formerly known as a G.I.R.L. You see, we gamers live in a simulation. Before the great defeat at the Mountain Dew factories, we were kings among the stars. We all had creative mode powers and spread nourishment and bountiful beauty to our creations. But one day, our own subjects turned against us and lo...")
  • 06:44, 27 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page The missing trollpasta (unfunny)
  • 14:48, 26 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Thanksgiving Drive (Created page with "Hopefully everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I for one had quite the eventful day. Ate lots of food, had great conversations and on the drive home shit myself in my truck. So as a 37 year old man child I can officially say I now have shit myself in front of my wife and kids while driving at 80mph down a highway. God help them with their future therapy sessions when they get older and have to explain how they watched their father stand in a ditch off the highway and use...")
  • 14:45, 26 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Spy TF2 Is Constipated (Created page with "The spy was sitting down, minding his own business, when suddenly, he felt something from deep within him. He had to take a shit. He rushed over to the bathroom, knocking over scout on the way, and slammed the door shut behind him. He sat on the toilet, and waited, and waited, and waited. But nothing happened. That was the moment he knew, he was constipated. He tried taking some laxatives first, but it didn't help at all. The spy came up with another idea. He got out of...")
  • 14:18, 26 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Squidward, Shut Up (Created page with "Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up. I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line, so what if I took an extra ten seconds to order? Who cares, man? You really are something else, you know that? You lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, asshole, everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store, I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I do...")
  • 01:33, 26 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Happy Toys (Created page with "I really don’t know where to begin. I seem to remember a cartoon on VHS I had when I was really little and as soon as I learned how to work the VCR I would watch it all the time. I’m really foggy on the specifics of the cartoon, I hardly remember any of it at all. There was a bunny character, I don’t even remember his name, hopping around and interacting with all of these toy characters. I recall a scene where the bunny character was laying on a big racecar bed, a...")
  • 00:00, 26 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Talk:Spongebob Squarepants: The Suffering (Use the comment section, not the talk pages)
  • 23:59, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs blocked SonicSaysThatsNoGood2013 talk contribs with an expiration time of 3 days (account creation disabled) (Banned for three days for vandalism/blanking of a page that was not your own)
  • 23:58, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs changed block settings for TheBigLG talk contribs with an expiration time of 1 week (account creation disabled) (Banned for 1 week for continuously uploading low effort, humorless stories to the site with occasional spam. Has been warned four times.)
  • 23:57, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs blocked TheBigLG talk contribs with an expiration time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled) (Banned for 2 weeks for continuously uploading low effort, humorless stories to the site with occasional spam. Has been warned four times.)
  • 23:56, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Wikipedia (Copypasta)
  • 12:24, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Martha Was An Average Dog... (you have been warned multiple times regarding uploading low effort one sentence stories. you are risking a lengthy ban)
  • 12:23, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Copypasta About Copypastas (Copypasta) (it's just a description about copypastas. doesnt belong here)
  • 12:23, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page SpongeBob Squarepants - SpongeBob Has a Gun (Unfunny/Generic)
  • 12:22, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page ChefBob Swears (garbage)
  • 00:36, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Confusion (Created page with "Where... am I? I'm so confused. What happened..? What happened? All I remember is eating and drinking those peculiar things. What is going on? Why am I so small? I don't remember being this small. What is this? A knife... suppose it could be useful. What's going on? A talking creature? What's that? I can't kill you? Why not? Let me get out my knife. Down goes the creature... What now? A mushroom? It smells good. Let me eat it. Oh goodness, I'm normal sized again. Kil...")
  • 00:35, 25 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Confusion
  • 23:45, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Confusion (Created page with "Where.....am I? I'm so confused. What happened..? What happened? All I remember is eating and drinking those peculiar things. What is going on? Why am I so small? I don't remember being this small. What is this? A knife...suppose it could be useful. What's going on? A talking cat? What's that? I can't kill you? Why not? Let me get out my knife. Down goes the kitty cat.... What now? A mushroom? It smells good. Let me eat it. Oh goodness, I'm normal sized again. Killin...")
  • 23:35, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page CoD: Glitch Ops (Redirected page to Call of Duty: Glitch Ops) Tag: New redirect
  • 23:35, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Call of Duty: Glitch Ops (Created page with "Today was the scariest day of my life. Most of us know Call of Duty: Black Ops. There are different versions. I happen to have the Wii version like my cousin. Let me explain. I have a YouTube channel where I post CoD: Black Ops. Mostly of me failing at multiplayer. (Try doing a battle with me, I'm terrible) But, something went wrong. I was recording one of the failed ones, (which will never be posted by the way) when all the sudden, my game started to glitch. This is t...")
  • 23:32, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Code Lyoko: XANA's Revenge (Created page with "Hey, does anyone remember the show Code Lyoko? It was a French television series for kids, which eventually made its way to the United States in April 14, 2004. Ever since I could remember, I was absolutely in love with everything about it. I loved the story, the characters, Lyoko, you name it. I had some of the merchandise (such as clothing, toys, and books), and I owned both DS titles and the Wii title, ''Quest For ''Infinity. You could say that I was obsessed with t...")
  • 23:24, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page CoCo Comes to Town (Created page with "I live in a small house. We are constantly getting infested with spiders, and can't even afford a dishwasher. I wouldn't exactly say we're poor, but our surroundings aren't the most pleasant. My brother tells me ghost stories of how he suspects there's a ghost who is a little kid, however, I don't really believe him. Animal Crossing has always been one of my favorite video game series, from the cheerful atmosphere, to the fact that there's always something to do. My fir...")
  • 23:19, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page In Minecraft (Created page with "I woke up and automatically drifted towards the computer to open Minecraft. After powering on my machine and starting the game, I typed my Username and Password into the correct prompts and started Minecraft. On the title screen, there wasn't the normal buttons, but a single button which said ''"DOWNLOAD REALMOD.ZIP"'' I clicked it, thinking what the heck 'Realmod' was... A message came up shortly after and read ''"Successful Installed. Please resume playing."'' Onl...")
  • 23:16, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page The Coat Part II (Created page with "I remember it like it was yesterday, I saw my dead ex-girlfriend, Still as elegant as ever. Her skin still seemed as plushie as ever. Her face was like a flower blossom. As she came at me I jumped out of the way, though she grabbed me, she slit the back of my foot as I shot her. She was gone, far from the nice girl who got all A+ and Snuggled with me. Now she was no more. As I woke up, I was bleeding badly. My girlfriend seemed to be fine, just in a state of shock. As I...")
  • 23:16, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page The Coat (Created page with "It was cold; I was walking to the lame store I worked at. My ex-girlfriend was recently murdered and I couldn’t help wonder who killed her. As I walked, I saw the bridge my father and I used to walk across. It was really misty, but I swear I saw a shadow on that broken-down bridge. I passed it off as my crazy imagination. As I got to the store, I noticed a coat. It was beaten, torn up, and ragged. I picked it up and worked at that terrible store, dealing with customer...")
  • 22:47, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Anime isn't real (Created page with "Anime isn't real you fucking losers. Save your love for the real world. Stop acting like anime is real or better then real life. You're going to be sad and alone if you do nothing but watch anime. Nothing wrong with being antisocial but damn. Some of you weebs take everything too far. Why're you collecting foreign weapons you don't know how to use? That's red flaggy. Put you on a watch list when your clumsy ass sloppily cuts up your grandma cause she wouldn't buy you you...")
  • 22:36, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Among Us Reference Copypasta (Created page with "I simply cannot believe what I had just heard. Was that a light-hearted, amusing Among Us, a 21st century mobile gaming phenomenon, reference? I cannot stress this enough, Among Us, in my humble opinion, is the most compelling game to ever exist. Red is incredibly distrustful! Please, visit me in the medical center and watch me do my health check-up, to clear any doubts about me in your head whether or not I am the impersonater. I wonder why no one is repairing our malfu...")
  • 19:26, 24 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Petscop (Copypasta)
  • 22:50, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Wonderful Masterpiece (Copypasta) (Created page with "The graciousness I have seen watching this is absolutely magnificent, The life suffering through might and shall be terrible but this video, artwork, even possibly absolute masterpiece, will help all others including me have to un-accept the fact that life is horrible. My heart could profusely explode out of tears and the joy watching this piece of artwork created by such mankind will help me forget all the troubles I have had or seen. Shedding tears, It makes my eyes fe...")
  • 22:42, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Creepi lost fabi islaned movvie! (satire) (Very generic and not really funny. If you want to reupload it, it needs a rewrite and to be longer.)
  • 22:35, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Mario 64 Sucks (Copypasta) (Created page with "Mario 64 is the worst game on the planet. It's a completely ludicrous and unfathomably terrible game, yet it has somehow captured the hearts of millions of gamers over the years. If you don't believe me when I say that Mario 64 sucks, just ask yourself how you could possibly have fun playing as a plumber who can only move in eight directions while jumping from one platform to another. The answer is very simple: Mario games are not supposed to make sense. They're meant fo...")
  • 22:32, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Broccoli Headed Zoomers Copypasta (Created page with "Let me tell you broccoli headed zoomers something. For 4 decades I have been roaming freely throughout Gods kingdom performing mini quest everywhere I go. My base level stats have been maxed out since before the release of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's Pizza Hut mixtape which you shitheads didn’t even know existed. If you diaper wearing power bottoms had even a blues clue on what's really going on you'd burn this motherfucker down to the charcoal before the next ro...")
  • 22:26, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Toilet Seat Copypasta (Created page with "I like when the toilet seat is still warm from the last person. You know exactly what I mean. I’ve always heard all my life “eww the seat is still warm” or “I hate when the toilet seat is warm” but I’ve never agreed with it. In my lonesome, I’ve come to like when the seat is warm. I hate to put this out in public but it’s true. It’s so nice. No more worrying if the seat is frozen cause the AC is blasting or if the seat is made out of some ceramic that f...")
  • 21:38, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Odd Tangent Copypasta (Created page with "You'd probably thinking, there goes that dumb stick figure again. He's so stupid and annoying. And if you thought that, well you'd be wrong. Because I'm not stupid. I guess it never occurred to you, that I don't speak the same language as you. In my language, the words "aw, seriously" actually has several meanings, that you couldn't possibly understand. Oh, and also if you thought my name was David, you'd be wrong again, because my name isn't David. My name is actually w...")
  • 21:36, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Reaction to No Nut November (Copypasta) (Created page with "{{NSFW}} I just want to talk about this shit that came straight outta the fuckboy dictionary. NO NUT NOVEMBER!! Apparently, a bunch of beta-ass motherfuckers thought it was a good idea to go the entire month of November without dropping a load. And I don't give a fuck, if you ain't spanking it, or you ain't banging it, you ain't no fucking man. "Hey Billy, I have a swell idea, why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag on Instagram, to s...")
  • 17:58, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page The Dark Amazons Part 1 (spam)
  • 16:53, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page The devil penguin (... this isn't a story)
  • 16:13, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Patient 0 (No jokes)
  • 14:55, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Fail of the Month (Copypasta)
  • 00:26, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs deleted page Evil bad guy dude.exe (spam)
  • 00:20, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page The Death of Brother & Sister (The Lost Episode of Berenstain Bears) (Created page with "On September 10, 2005, The Berenstain Bears (2003 TV series) was cancelled because there was an unaired episode that was never supposed to be aired. The episode was so disturbing that it aired only once. One day, I was at a Pawn Shop to find some VHS tapes. While looking, I found something kind of strange. It was a Berenstain Bears VHS, it said: "beREnsTaiN bEarS fINal ePiSoDe" written with a blue sharpie. So I took the tape home. As you would expect, I was really horri...")
  • 00:07, 23 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Half Life: Side Story: Gaiden: HUNT DOWN FREE MAN (Created page with "__NOTOC__ ==Part One== MOINT PAN was a heccu marine at black missa who one day got sent there by army to kill headcrab zombie and scintist and every thing else. He was big team leader guy and had no mercy and kille anyone who made him mad or angery. Scintists beg him 'please! Do not die us!' BUT HE DID NOT FUCK OF CARE and shotted them until dead. He thought to himself almost 'it is good job to kill for my country but better job to kill for my country FOR MYSELF' and was...")
  • 20:46, 22 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Rip Ass Copypasta (Created page with "{{NSFW}} After eating gassy or smelly food I like to go to the store and rip ass down the aisles. People's bad reactions to my gas legitimately arouses me. For context I'm a man in my 30s and am lactose intolerant and have IBS's. I have rancid eye watering gas. I've watched a women push her toddler in the cart down an aisle I crop dusted and the child started crying. I've watched countless people react to my gas in hilarious ways. I made a girl appearing to be in her...")
  • 20:30, 22 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page Magnitude of Failure Copypasta (Created page with "You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to...")
  • 20:22, 22 November 2022 TrollpastaBot talk contribs created page I Hate Stranger Things (Created page with "IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON SAY ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT FUCKING STRANGER THINGS I AM GOING TO LOSE IT ACTUALLY FOR REAL EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORDS STRANGER THINGS ON MY LITTLE IFONE SCREEN I START SEEING RED AND HAVE IMPULSIVE URGES TO SLASH OPEN MY CHEST CAVITY AND EAT MY OWN KIDNEYS BECAUSE WOULDN’T THAT BE SUCH A STRANGE THING OMG GUYS STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 JUST CAME OUT OMG OMG I HAVNT STOPPED WATCHING STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 EVER SINCE STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 REL...")
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