SpongeBob: Redemption
One day, I was walking across the sidewalk. I stumbled across a VHS tape with “SPONGEBOB REDEMPTION“ on it. I decided to play the VHS tape.
INTRO
The intro starts with Patchy, in a picture and also dead. A faint “Can’t you see?” was heard.
The intro’s remainder was SpongeBob not only walking through a decrepit Bikini Bottom, but all of the others’ (except Gary’s) corpses. Sandy, who died of suffocation, Squidward, who was stabbed in the neck by his clarinet, Mr. Krabs, who was hung using Mr. Doodles’ leash, all the others SpongeBob had killed in his killing spree, and finally, Patrick, who died by crashing right onto the Sea Needle, then hit by cars, then killed by the Bikini Bottom Mint’s hardware.
There was absolutely no horn nose at the end, nor a violin, and SpogneBob also walked out of his pineapple home rather than a coffin at the start. A title card with a blank background had text that read “Redemption “.
EPISODE
It started after a now depressed SpongeBob took over Bikini Bottom, now called Spongeland. He decides to go on a journey to restore Bikini Bottom’s original era. He turned to me, and broke the fourth wall. “Have you sacrificed anything precious to restore peace and harmony…? Well, I plan on that, exactly.” SpongeBob left his home and asked all the others about how tough it is in Spongeland; all people didn’t know. He can’t tell King Neptune, since he is already a slave to SpongeBob.
He walks, all the way to New Kelp City, because that’s the only place where it is not enslaved. I thought “Woah. I didn’t know he would go there. It was like that time Idiot Boy headed there.” (Yes, he is called Idiot Boy in What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?) He sees a manhole, He opens it and it was just nothing.
I laughed. I thought he wouldn’t jump down there, but he did. I’m sure he needed to go down there because that’s the only way to restore Peace and Harmony to Bikini Bottom. He saw an unknown entity. “Who has entered my domain?” SpongeBob introduced himself. “I’m SpongeBob, and I was forever scarred about Patrick’s death. Odd how I took on a sorta Suicide Squad Joker look at his funeral, which I held, all alone.” The entity replied “Oh… poor soul… you took over Bikini Bottom, but you realized that Patrick wouldn’t want this, and you wanted to restart the timeline? You must commit an act of sacrifice, and all that has happened from you taking over Bikini Bottom will be erased, but your memories up to this point will not be erased. It’s the only way to restore peace and harmony to Bikini Bottom, mortal.”
Two things spawn in, a noose, and a gun, both of which are two ways to commit suicide. SpongeBob picked the gun. SpongeBob points the gun to the roof of his mouth, and after pulling the trigger, causing a blood splatter with brain matter over the screen, clips of all that happened to SpongeBob before and after Patrick’s death were moving at a fast pace for 5 seconds. Then, a blank screen, for 30 seconds.
The final scene shows Patrick heading on to the plane that looked like the one from Have You Seem This Snail. SpongeBob is just on time this time, running from his home, to Patrick, and afraid that he will die, says “PATRICK! No! Don’t fly that plane! You can die!” Patrick replies, “Wha- SpongeBob? I will die if I fly the plane!?” SpongeBob says, “Yes. You’re my best friend! I do not know what I would do without you!” Patrick replies, “Oh. Well, I do not need that plane anymore, It’s too dangerous. You know what is better? Chocolate chip covered large ice cream!” SpongeBob happy replies “Sure! Come on! It’s going to be great!” They get their ice cream, Squidward and Mr. Krabs are alive, peace and harmony was restored, Patrick has been saved, and everyone lived happily ever after.
ENDING
The normal credits played. I was very scared to see SpongeBob kill himself, but in the end, it was worth it. I began to watch SpogneBob some more, until I forgot about the episode and I loved SpongeBob again.
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Written by Cristianmontanez 05
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