SpongeBob: You Can't Run or Hide

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This so cringe and I need a way to improve my horrid writing.



I immediately noticed something off--Spongebob was on at 9:00 P.M., which is Nick@Nite's time.

The opening started as normal until the part where Spongebob bounces on the letters of his name. It was binary--I paused the episode, translated it, and it said--"I'M WATCHING YOU"

Assuming this was directed towards Spongebob, not me, made me a little suspicious about the episode. The title card was ominous and seemed off. It was a black background with bright red text saying "You Can't Run or Hide." No opening credits (The director, writer, etc.) were shown, which sent off a red flag.

It started as a lot of episodes do--Spongebob was working at the Krusty Krab. Patrick came in and said, "Hi, Spongebob! Mind if I come to your house after work?"

Spongebob replied, "Sure thing! Squidward, can you come over? I made Swedish Barnacle Balls!"

Squidward replied with a "No!" Spongebob, trying to bargain, said, "I'll give you my paycheck!" Squidward's face lit up as he replied with a yes.

Come 6:00 P.M., Spongebob invites Squidward into his house. Considering what Spongebob bargained with, Spongebob handed Squidward his paycheck. Patrick came in a few minutes later. The episode oddly had a static flash across the screen, but I thought nothing of it.

It cuts to Spongebob's room, where he and Patrick are playing a card game, while Squidward is reading a magazine. Then, it happens--Spongebob's front door opens and it is slammed with force. Squidward and Patrick instantly panic, while Spongebob phones Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Plankton. Mr. Krabs say he's counting his money at home, Sandy is at a convention, and Plankton says he can't even open the door. Spongebob pushes his bed against the door to barricade his room. Spongebob says if they're quiet and exit through the window, they'll be OK.

Spongebob grabs Gary and pushes open the window. The sound of something metal getting cut is heard and then something soft being cut, revealing it to be Spongebob's bed being ripped in two. Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward all let out screams and jump out the window. Spongebob and Patrick make it out safely, but Squidward lets out a bloodcurdling scream and then falls silent. Spongebob and Patrick wheel around, and let out high-pitched shrieks, seeing Squidward's body. Splattered blood covered his body. A crazed fish with black eyes says, "Tonight, our dinner is OCTOPUS SUSHI!" He jumps out the window, Squidward's body still in hand. He grazes Patrick leg and Spongebob's back, leaving them with scars. They let out screams of pain and a bystander fish notices. He calls an ambulance and police. The fish drops Squidward and an ambulance and police arrive.

Spongebob and Patrick awake in the hospital. They cry hysterically at Squidward's fate and attend his funeral.

Spongebob says that he can't live without Squidward and it cuts to him hanging a noose on the tree closest to Squidward's grave. He steps on the stool, and kicks it away, strangling him.

Without either of his neighbors, Patrick becomes depressed. He makes his way to the surface of the ocean. He walks onto the shore, and he runs out of breath and dies.

It was later found out that it this episode was edited by an executive who has fired due to mental issues. He created this episode out of rage and he has vowed to get his revenge.



Credited to PolarIcy 

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