Spongebob's SpongebBalls Sweat
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Hey folks! Don't cum on SpongeBob DVDs! This morning I was jacking off to SpongeBob when I noticed something. His ball sweat. Looks delicious. Shortly after realizing this, I went to a garage sale in hopes of finding a SpongeBob DVD to cum all over. I didn't find anything there do I looked through the house's window. An ugly little boy was holding one so I smashed the window with my Hatsune Miku body pillow. He screamed but I was determined to get what I want. I always get what I want. I snatched dat disc and ran away.
As soon as I got home my pp felt the touch of the smooth, flat fucker. I was about to climax when the DVD came alive and said "You do this to me? You do this to me?" in a heavy German accent. I hate accents that aren't mine. I started fuming in pure rage. Before I could get my penis wenis off of the disc it flew right into my DVD player, thus getting my cock violently smashed in. I let out a loud scream. My TV automatically turned on. A title card appeared that said "SpongeBob has AIDS".
The episode started with SpongeBob and Patrick on a couch. Patrick told Spongebin "you should probably get tested for HIV. Gay men like us seem to be testing positive more often nowadays." What in the flip flop fuck? Gay in my show? I knew what I had to do. I went to a NASA launch site and broke into a spaceship. Someone caught me so I canceled them on Twitter for a racist Tweet they made back in 2008. Rext.
The ship launched and I was going to cum on the Earth when it crashed into the sun instantly killing me. I possessed a homeless guy so everything's good now. My TV teleported right in front of me and resumed the episode. Spinach Bobster was at the hospital. "Mr. Balls, you have HIV." a doctor tells him. Sonic Bin Laden just straight up fucking died.
Patrick kissed his sweaty balls and said "Love is merely a social construct. With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain. Everything is temporary. Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter. Everything is temporary. Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable. In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head. Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death".
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