Spongebob - Lies (Funny Edition)

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I was an real "B I G", you know, a B I G, fan of Dickelodeon. I really loved SpongeBob so much as a kid. In fact, I was actually crying nonstop when I found out Stephen Spielberg passed away. He was my child. So, in horny of him, I bought every SpongeBob DVP that was available. A couple days later while I was out for a walk, I found a guy who was selling a lost SpongeBob episode DVP. I told him, "How much is it?" He said it's for 69$. So, I bought it and turned on my DVP player.

I was curious about the DVP, so I popped it in very hardly. The first thing I saw was a fish staring at you that was shit-colored and had a nickelodeon logo on his neck. "What the hella fuckawuck happened to the fish logo?!" I thought to myself.

Well, I didn't really care about it, so I kept watching. The menu screen was just a stretched out .jpeg of SpongeBob with a title called "SPONGEBOBISAFUCKINGPUSSY.mp4". I clicked on it.

The first thing I saw was the intro, it was fine. Nothing was wrong until it went to the title card. The background was PINK. The title of the episode was called "Lies" and there was a shitagram with it. During the title card, Animal Crossing music mixed with the PornHub intro music was playing in the background.

The first thing that showed up was SpongeBob eating some shells next to his pet Gary, it looked like a normal episode so far. "Well Shitry, I am heading to work! See ya back, Shitry, I hope you burn in fucking hell, asshole!" After SpongeBob left the house and off to work, he saw a fish, and it zoomed in on its detailed face. SpongeBob got some pills out of his pocket and ate them, and that's when he's gonna get fucked.

There was cum coming out of his mouth, his asshole was getting fucked, and his skin was exploding with shit all around him. I was really confused at this point. SpongeBob screamed and ran as fast as he could to the Krusty Krab. When he walked in, there were people who were waiting in line for krabby patties. Then I heard Mr. Krabs yell out, "SPONGEBOB!" The only thing off was that it wasn't the original voice actor. It sounded more like fucking Tom Hanks.

But turns out IT WAS ACTUALLY AN OBSCURE ACTOR FROM THE 1920S! He popped out of my TV screen taking a huge shit on my forehead and I said, "BRO WHAT THE HELL BOI". before telling me to never tell anyone about this experience. I was petrified. Luckily, I found a therapist to help me out. I still like SpongeBob, but I will never look at him the same ever again.



Written by Carsonlee0205
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