Spongebob - Lost Episode: Nothing's Enough
Part 1
Hi, Reader. I'm a big fan of the Spongebob animated series. But this episode changed my look on Spongebob forever. Let me explain, i was on nickelodeon and a new episode of Spongebob! I smiled, because i liked Spongebob.
The episode started and nothing was wrong with the intro at all. The title popped up, and the background was a tint of red. The title said: Nothing's Enough. It showed Spongebob about to make a krabby patty but every time he tried to make one Squidward said something about Spongebob's krabby patty like: "You're doing a rotten job!" or, "If tasty krabby patties were money, you'd be broke!" or, "What's in these anyway? rotten eggs and foot fungus?" after the last insult Spongebob screamed "NOTHING'S ENOUGH FOR YA, HUH?!" he then proceeded to get the patty flipper and stabbed it into his eye.
He then cut Squidward's stomach open while eating his intestines and heart. He then finally finished doing this grizzly deed, stood up, and told all the crustaceans "I may be saying it's the best day ever, truth be told, it's not. This goddamn sea has been corrupted by schizophrenia, suicide, mass homicide, murder, diseases and bombings. Think about it, people. This shitty sea is nothing but a fucking goddamn sea corrupted by some crappy dystopian media!"
I. WAS. SHOCKED.
He was ranting about government conspiracies, swearing, and talking about certain disorders not to be discussed in a children's show! Spongebob then looked at the audience and said: "As for you bastards, you're fate has been decided." He then laughed his signature laugh and the tv shut off...
Part 2
It was about 2 minutes after the episode ended, and I decided to just try to get that episode out of my head. But when I went to my room, I heard Spongebob's voice saying: "Where do YOU think you're going?" I spun around on my feet and there it was, on the tv, with Spongebob's face. I asked Spongebob "Why are you doing this, Spongebob?" Spongebob then said: "how about a refresher?" the tv then turned on and showed another episode of Spongebob. The episode was called: Ready or Not. It showed Patrick hiding behind Spongebob's chair and Spongebob was walking around his house saying: "Where are you, patrick? I have a surprise for you!" Patrick started crying and that alerted Spongebob. Spongebob proceeded to hang Patrick from the ceiling. I was confused on how this should be related to me, and then I realized. I could be Patrick.
Part 3
I started crying and Spongebob then said: "go ahead and cry, bitch." "be glad your family isn't dead." When i heard "family isn't DEAD," i got very scared and hid inside my room. Spongebob appeared on my bedroom TV, saying: "as long as there is a TV, you can't escape!" I tried to forget about him, i was sleepless for several nights, i couldn't eat. I couldn't do anything. I eventually got out of bed one morning and stumbled into my living room and accidentally pressed the input button instead of the "on" button. I glanced at my TV remote and closed my eyes and collapsed to my couch. My bloodshot eyes then shot open and i tried to press the on button, groaning. I fumbled with the buttons for a long time, constantly yawning and collapsing to sleep. I was tired but i eventually got to the Spongebob channel. Spongebob then said: "You're back." i then replied with a long yawn, "pretty good." i was so tired i couldn't answer a simple question. Spongebob then replied mockingly: "sleep well?" i then replied: "i haven't gotten....." i fell asleep. "....any sleep or....." asleep again. "......food because of you...." i then proceeded to feel woozy and fall to the ground. I woke up in the hospital feeling very well and rested. There was a doctor beside my hospital bed, "you're lucky to be alive." he said, "the good news is you could of died of sleep deprivation if it wasn't for Spongebob." I then replied: "wait....WHAT?!" i replied, scared. "I said...You're-" "yeah, i know what you said, but HOW the FRICK did a damn sponge save me?" he didn't reply. A few days later, i left the hospital good as new. And completely forgot about the feud with Spongebob until now, and wanted to do something about it, like type out how this idiotic thing happened. Anyway, don't watch any Spongebob episodes called "Nothing's Enough" otherwise you will be sleep deprived and food deprived, like me.
Written by BugInAPizzaBox
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