Spongebob 5434
This was written in one night.
It was a pleasant Christmas Eve, I was driving around in the quiet snowy atmosphere and I decided to go to my local Video Store, Videorama.
Boy, was it full of more surprises than life.
As I walked through the valley of the dead (I mean, Videos, sorry) I come across this section, nameless and only has this one video.
I checked it out, it was a cassette tape, labeled "SB 5434" I showed it to the cashier and he charged me only 3 bucks for the thing, he was silent afterwards.
So I came home with it, baked some Popcorn and grabbed a can of Beer and then popped in the movie.
At the start, it showed this logo with a inverted photo of Spongebob with a frown and the ending part of the Credits Theme and it then faded out.
It then played the cheerful opening with the pirate, the flute and stuff but in the middle of it, it flashed to black and the title card was just a gush of wind and Spongebob with Adam Sandler's face.
I only heard the blowing of wind and a conversation between two spooky voices that I could only hear as "You skinned him, you skinned him." and then it fades out.
The sun was rising and it is showing the neighborhood where the three sea creatures lived.
It's playing some music and Patrick is standing there with a smile, Spongebob steps out of the house and greets Patrick.
"Hi, Patrick." Spongebob says in a oddly calm way and Patrick replies "Hey, Spongebob!" Spongebob reaches into his pocket and pulls out a Magnum.
Patrick sees it and screams in fear, Spongebob shoots Patrick and it shows Patrick on the floor with his chest open and blood coming out.
Patrick groans and emits a blood-curdling scream.
Spongebob puts it away but Squidward heard it.
Squidward bolts out the door and shouts "Spongebob! What have you done?"
Spongey-boy draws his gun once more and says in a calm way "You shouldn't have done that!" and shoots Squidward.
Squidward's head is blown off and silently, Squidward falls down, Spongebob deeply breathes and evades the scene.
This was horrifying, I was just on the edge of my seat, squirming around and babbling like a Cretin, I started to hallucinate Spongebob coming into my room with his firearm, in a Kid's Show!
I never expected it, anyways, it cuts to Sandy's Treedome.
Spongebob greets Sandy, Sandy is unfazed until she sees blood on Spongebob.
Sandy asks "Spongebob! Why are you covered in blood?"
Sandy's Face is replaced with Adam Sandler's Face for a few seconds and Spongebob strangles Sandy and throws her out the Treedome and drowns to death and the sky gets darker and a very gigantic Mr. Krabs emerges from the sand with a tube in his chest, Mr. Krabs screams and starts to chase Spongebob.
The tube is also shooting what appears to be lube and he is just screaming and chasing him down Bikini Bottom.
I was laughing at it until it goes completely silent and shows Mr. Krabs mutilated and laying in his office.
I was frightened, several photos of Adam Sandler were shown on screen and those same spooky voices were talking again.
I could only hear "You skinned him." and "There's no hiding, Spongebob." It then faded to black and I heard Dad's car being parked.
He was home, Dad came in and saw me.
I was completely silent.
He asked "What's wrong?"
Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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