Spongebob Am Jesus
Me got Spongbob DVD from Walmut. De episoed started as useial no blod or cripi imagri, but when da titelcard shode up, text saing Spongbob am Jesus. The episode started with Spongbob outsid jelly fishing with hiz frend Patrik rite next too Skidwerds hoose. Skwidward had enof of Spongbob and Patriks stoopidnis so he yelld at dem. Spongbob no liked dat. Da next dai Spongbob went to da kronky krap making krappy pappies until Skidward was beeing meen to Spongbob for kooking the pappies too slow. Spongbob haz had enof of Skwidward of beeing a booly so he standz up to Sqwidward and he pooled ouoot a chansaw and kut off Skwidwards hed off with blod splatiring evriwere. Spongbob waz lafing az blod started splatig on Spongbobz fase az Almost Dead from Shadow the Hedgehog startz plaing as Spongbob kikz don Mr. Kraks dor and sayz "goo bi idit" as Spongbob ripz off Mr. Kraks iz and rmz. After de spoopi def da episoed kut to statik fur abot 5 Minetz and Almost Dead from Shadow the Hedgehog got diztortid. Aftr de statik da moosik goez bak to normil. Spongbob waked to Santy'z tri hoose and floodid da hoose with de wooter and drownid Santy. After 3 viktimz wir kilid, Spongbob wakid to patrikz hom. Patrik waz sleep, en den Spongbob pooled out a AK-47 and bloo up Patrik and Spongbob yelled "AMERICA". Spongbob waked to ze Chomp Can and stomp on plonton and said "Me am Jesus" and woldn't stop said "Me am Jesus" "Me am Jesus" "Me am Jesus" "Me am Jesus" "Me am Jesus". Suddenly ze oshien expoloded the screen went blak and demonic voise said "Me am Jesus" den Spongbob jompscard mi den it kut to kreditz den whil de krediz were plaing ther was onli adio of Spongbob saing Me is Jesus. Aftr waching dis, mi am terrifid and wil no wach Spongbob evir agin aftr waching dis madnis and now mi can onli hear a demonik Spongbob saying "ME AM JESUS" aftr 1 wik of dis pain Spongbob kom otsid of mi TV and kil mi in me slep. -end-
Credited to TNelson0824ButRevamped
Originally uploaded on October 29, 2022
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