Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for the Dead

Okay, I just want to say that I LOVE Spongebob and all of the games! And I had a copy of Spongebob Squarepants Battle for Bikini Bottom but it got ruined due to my baby sisters. I had moved to a new house and when I got to my room I found a chest in the closet. I thought to myself that this was left behind. There was a note and inside was a key. The note said: "Whoever finds this chest must destroy the disc or he'll come for you too!" I thought to myself, "Who is he?"

So I got the key and opened the chest and the label was scratched off and in black Sharpie on the disc it said "Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for the Bikini Bottom." I was very excited. It looked like it would work for my PS2. So I booted the game and put my memory card in. It started really weirdly. First off the title said "Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for the Dead" And Spongebob was weird too. He was cut in half where you could see his brain. I was shocked to see this but I thought it was just a glitch but it was no glitch. I pressed start and there was a save file already!

So I started the file. I was scared. There were no robots. Just bodies. I was horrified. Larry, Patrick, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and even Plankton was dead on the ground. I was crying. Spongebob said "Are you happy?" I got a choice of yes and no. I chose no. Spongebob said "Are you lying?" It sounded like he was crying. I chose no. He said "You are lying!" I was crying "No Spongebob, no I'm not!" He said "Look behind you A.J.!" There were two things. How did he know my name and what was behind me? I turned my head slowly to see a bloodied Spongebob.

He had a knife. He said "You lied to me!" I grabbed a chainsaw and I sawed the doll in half. I took the disc out and broke it in half with my bare hands and threw it in the garbage can by the road. I'll never play a Spongebob game ever again.

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