Spook the Fook Oota Yoo

There was a ghost. It made a virus in the form of a ".avi" format. It was called "pug.avi" Upon opening, you will see a man saying "I AM PUG YOU NEXT" with a horrible scrunged-up face, wearing a black cloak with a knife in hand, with a billion dead bodies nailed to the wall behind him. The man was identified as "Charlie Burkes" and he was a bus driver. He was a good one because he made out with all of the passengers. He then got sad because his house burnt down so he became mad and killed people. He made one game called "SHOVE A TRUMPET UP MY ASS AND YOU HAVE MUSIC". When you played it, that was exactly the game. However, when you did, screams happened. Realistic screams. Screams so realistic that it caused 93 billion people to die after they played it. At the end of the game it showed a stock photo of a thumbs up and sead "WINNER, WINNER, WINNER!". then it said "I AM GONNA HAUNT YOU". and then people started getting lots of nightmares. More people then died. Then it turned out that Charlie was EVIL PATRIXXX and then he was pushed into a black hole by EVIL KERMIXXX but EVIL PATRIXXX destroyed the black hole because he was so evil. Legend has it that there are still copies of SHOVE A TRUMPET UP MY ASS AND YOU HAVE MUSIC. Please look in your garage to see if you do.

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