Spooky Business Story

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Storytime... When I was so so small, I lived by a Dairy Queen in Secaucus, NJ. We had to fight to survive — I once had to make my spreadsheets on a greasy old Arby's bag. "Wow wow wow! But why tell me?"

Well, something even worse happened to me. One day, when I was inventing penicillin, a two old drunkards managed to steal my teeth. I was left extremely upset.

But I didn't whine, or complain. I didn't even go to the hospital.

Instead, I figured this would be a good chance to ask two old drunkards "How do you reach new prospects?"

That's when I learned to offset the mental effects of frequent 60 hour work weeks by offering employees free access to an app where a white guy talks to you about meditation for 30 minutes. When you are faced with #adversity, you need to make that adversity into strength. It's the only way to learn. Thanks to my challenges, and my willingness to power through them, I am now paying off student loans for the foreseeable future. You can do the same, too. You just have to believe. Thank you.



Credited to Murphys-klov 

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