Spooky GameCube

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I am a college graduate with a degree in Graduate Studies with a minor in Major. My name is Bruce Bolton, and I was feeling the feeling of nostalgia. That was when I grabbed my copy of Mario Kart: Double Dash and put it in my GameCube. With excitement, I turn the console on, but it immediately caught fire.

I scream since none of my studies have prepared me for this moment. I helplessly cry until Mario suddenly appeared on my TV. He laughed at me too which only made me cry harder. Mario was my childhood hero who inspired me to stomp through life's troubles like he stomped on Goombas. Now that moustached bully is laughing me! What finally made me stop crying was the flames that had consumed my entire apartment complex.

Oh yeah, I was dead the entire time, and my biological father is Bruce Willis.



Credited to ModestAbomination 

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