Spyro 0: Beginnings

If you are a fan of Spyro, then you likely played the original trilogy. To recap, in Spyro 1, you save dragons. In Spyro 2, you stop Ripto. In Spyro 3, you rescue eggs. However, in Spyro 1, Gnasty Gnorc (with silent g's) not only uses a petrification spell on all of the dragons, but turned gems into other gnorcs. "Why doesn't he have other gnorcs?" you might be asking. Well...I think I know why.

One day, I went to my local GameStop to buy a new game when I came across a game called, "Spyro 0: Beginnings". I thought to myself, "This must be a prequel." After I bought it, I took it home to play it. What I played made me look at Spyro differently!

It started with a cut-scene where an egg begins to hatch. Out came...Spyro. Gnasty Gnorc saw it happening from behind a bush. "ATTACK!" he yelled. A crap-ton of Gnorcs came out of trees and attempted to attack young Spyro. The other dragons saw this and defeated them all. "Woaaahh!" Spyro said in awe.

It then cut to twelve years later. Spyro was looking for any nearby gnorcs. Jus then, he saw one walk by. Finally, the actual game started. The game told me to charge up against the gnorc. After I beat it, it showed a cut-scene where the gnorc just layed there on the ground. "Welp, on to the next one!" Spyro said. Since the gnorc just layed there during that cut-scene, I came to the obvious conclusion that it died! I played for hours and hours until finally, I got to the last level. There were three more gnorcs. Once again, I killed them all. One more cut-scene played. It showed Spyro gathering all the dead gnorcs. "LUncH tIMe!" he said in a psychopathic voice. I watched in terror as he ate their flesh like steak and their guts like spaghetti! The game ended with Spyro looking at the screen saying, "Thanks for your help, Ethan!"

How did he know my name?! I quickly shut off the game and smashed it, in case Spyro would come for me! Now I know what happened to all of those gnorcs. There's a special place in hell for that purple dragon.

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