Squidward's Nose

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I FOUND THIS EPISODE ON FORNIGHTBERGER.NET.FREEWARE.COM. THIS EPISODE WAS SO SCARY THAT I SHIT MY PANTS. THE EPISODE STARTS WITH SPONGEBOB "TRYING TO FIND THE SPORTS CHANNEL" AS HE HAD HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS. HE MENTIONED TO GARY THAT IT IS HARD TO PRESS THE BUTTONS WITH ONE HAND.THEN PATRICK KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR AND SPONGEBOB OPENED IT. PATRICK SAID TO SPONGEBOB THAT MR KRABS WAS DYING FROM A HEART ATTACK. THEN SPONGEBOB SAID THAT HE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS BOSS MISTER KRABS. THEN A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MR KRABS DIED AND SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK DID A FORNIGHT DANCE ON HIS DEAD BODY. YAY, CREMATION!!! THEY THEN ATE HIS ASHES IN A SHAKE & BAKE CHICKEN RECIPE. THEY THEN REALISED THAT SOME THING WAS WRONG, SQUIDWARD HAD VASELINE ON HIS NOSE. HE STARTED TO RUB IT UNTIL THE WHITE AND STICKY SNOT SHOT OUT. SPONGEBOB IS A SPONGE, SO I GUESS HE absorbed the white sticky substance that came from his friend's nose holes. FUCK LOWERCASE BACK TO WORK, SLAVES. SQUIDWARDS NOSE THEN GOT SMALLER LIKE A HIS PEE PEE 5 YEARS AGO. THEN SPONGEBOB WENT HOME WITH THE WHITE AND STICKY SUBSTANCE ABSORBED INSIDE OF HIM TO WATCH THE LATEST SEX VIDEOS. SQUIDWARD BUSTED DOWN SPONGEBOB'S DOOR AND HE WAS VERY VERY SCARED. HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE "SPONGEBOB! MY NOSE ITCHES A LOT! I THINK I HAVE AN STD!" SPONGEBOB ALSO LOOKED VERY VERY SCARED. HE SAID "that sucks" I CANNOT FINISH READING THIS. HIS NOSE LOOKS LIKE A BURNED HOT POCKET FROM ALABAMA. BUT WE CANT ACTUALLY END IT HERE SO THEN SANDY CAME OUT OF HER TREEDEOME LOOKING LIKE A TEXAN. "OH BOI TEXAS!" IS WHAT SHE SAID. ALSO ANOTHER THING SHE SAID WAS "OH RIGHT MY PARENTS ARE DEAD! YEEE HAWWWW."

SANDY WAS IN HERRR TEXAN MOOOOD AND SHE WANTED TO SEE SPONGEBOB. SHE THEN AMJD EMADE IT TO SPONGEBOBS HOUSE. SHE THEN SAID "HAYYYY SPONGEBOB– HOLY COW HOGGERS!" THEN THEY ALL DIED BECAUSE SQUIDWARDS NOSE IS UGLY THE END. THAT EPISODE WAS SOOO SCARY THAT I GOT DIED TO DEATH!!!!!1111!!!!

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