Squidward Gets Shot

One day I was watching Spongebob reruns on Nickelodeon when a promo showed up. It said "Are you ready kids? Well you better be, because a new Spongebob episode is about to air. Don't change the channel!" I was excited. A new Spongebob episode? I waited for a while, and the episode came on. The title card read "Squidward gets shot." I was confused at first. Squidward gets shot? Who would name an episode that? Then it showed a first person view of a camera being held by Spongebob. He was walking to Squidward's house. Spongebob knocked on the door and the audio became muffled, like it was nearly impossible to hear. However, I was able to make out the words, "Come over." And "No Spongebob!" The scene then cut to Squidward walking into Spongebob's house. Squidward looked frightened, and it would soon become evident why. Spongebob panned the camera down to his hand, showing that he was holding a knife. This freaked me out a lot, considering how nice Spongebob usually is. Spongebob then sat Squidward down on the sofa and pretended to get him a drink. However he sits the knife down on the kitchen counter and instead grabbed a gun that he pulled out of the kitchen cabinet. He then slowly sneaks into the living room. Squidward was watching T.V.. Spongebob then aimed the gun straight at Squidward's head, and pulled the trigger. Immediately, blood and brain matter flew everywhere. As soon as this happened, the screen went to black. The T.V. glitched up. It was just plain static. After at least 4 minutes of this, it cut back to the regular Nickelodeon programming. To say the least, I was horrified. Who would make an episode like this? A psychopath. That's who. I hope whoever made this abomination gets thrown straight into a jailhouse.

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  The Title Card

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  a Screenshot From The Episode

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