Steven Takes a Shit (Lost Steven Universe episode)

I am a big fan of Steven Universe, and has been ever since the show was first broadcasted on Cartoon Network back in November 2013. So this is my story of my experience watching a lost episode that was never put on air on television:

It all started in a summer afternoon, when I was bored trying to find a funny cat video to post on my personal Instagram account. But suddenly, there was someone to knocked at my door. I opened the door, but there was no one there, except for an envelope laying on the ground with a text written on it that said "Seriously, do not watch this insane episode. If you do, you will have severe diarrhea and never be able to watch SU ever again. Thank you."

When I read it, I thought it was all just a scam so I threw the envelope on the ground. Then, I was curious knowing what was inside the envelope, so I picked it up and went to my bedroom. I moved all of my collection of both gay and lesbian fanfiction away in front of my computer, and I opened up the envelope to see a CD popping out of it. I took the CD up and put it inside my computer to see that it was Steven Universe.

The intro started out as fine, but while I was watching the episode, it came up a title card that said "Steven Takes a Shit". I laughed so freaking hard at the episode title, despite the fact that me myself hate toilet humor. The episode started with Steven and the Crystal Gems fighting a monster made out of feces, and when Pearl and Amethyst got hurt by that monster, Garnet did something very disgusting; and that was biting the feces monster's arm so it blew up in a millions of pieces. The scene then cuts to Steven and the Crystal Gems riding an Apache attack helicopter, but while riding on it, Steven farted out a sloppy piece of poop and his head exploded. The Gems then got shattered and the Apache attack helicopter crashed on a mountain and blew up. With no more heroes to count on in Beach City, whenever there's trouble then the citizens have to shit and puke on the ground then eat both the shit and puke.

After watching the episode, I noticed a stinky smell from my pants, and when I took of my underpan to see what was in there, there was a lot of shit there and it looked so horrible that I threw up on my own undies and my head exploded.

I should have listened to what the envelope said, or else something bad would happen to me.

Comments • 2

Loading comments...