Suicidal Subway Commercial

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In my local town area, there was a subway commercial that caused the suicide of 10 people in my city. You may ask, how can a subway commercial cause the death of 10 people? Oh boy, it's time to explain everything. Around 5:00 PM EST, my local town area, I won't name it for privacy, but anyways, a certain channel accidentally put on a commercial. But, by a freakish chance, this happened.

It looked like an innocent subway commercial advertising the Turkey Italiano Sub. But, there were whispers in the background saying "Do it," or, "Grab the gun and pull the trigger" in a demonic, hyper-realistic tone. 10 People viewed this commercial and actually committed suicide because of the commercial.

Many people complained to subway about the commercial, but workers there said that the advertisement didn't even exist, or that it was just probably a sick prank one of the workers put into the advertisement. But 3 parents didn't believed this and sued Subway. 1 Parent took it way to far and even banned her children from going to subway or talking about it in general.

This commercial was never seen outside of my local town area, and some to this day wonder why. Some theorize that the channel that aired the advertisement was hijacked at the time of the commercial's airing. Others say that the CEO of the channel's company that aired it wanted to drop the ratings of a show because he deemed it to offensive to the public.

The mystery hasn't been answered to do this day, though. But the legend still continues in my urban area. It even became an infamous urban legend in my town. The commercial was never aired again. But, if you see a Turkey Italiano Advertisement from subway and hear whispers telling you to commit suicide, turn of the TV and contact the authorities about it ASAP.

And then a skeleton popped out of the TV.

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