Super Bowl.exe

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Super Bowl 49 was coming and the Seahawks and Patriots were practicing. QB Russell Wilson was sick of the pats being bitches and relying on their boy, Tom Brady. So Wilson, Marshawn Lynch, Richard Sherman, Kam Chancellor, and Luke Wilson decided to gang up on Brady in a dark alleyway. When Brady went to the alleyway from a strange letter, he got surprised when he saw Wilson, Lynch, Sherman, Chancellor and Luke Wilson butt naked holding a deflated ball which said, "you're dead". The Seahawks got baseball bats and beat Tom Brady to get the message of not to deflate the ball in the Super Bowl. They didn't fuck him but they pissed and shitted on him all at the same time. Then Russell Wilson said, "YOU CAN'T". Then Tom went home to his boyfriend, Rob Gronkowski to have some sweet anal sex. That's how the guys at ESPN predicted Super Bowl 49.

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