Super Mario 64: Blood Stars

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I one day bought a cartridge from an old guy on the side of the road. It looked like a N64 cartridge if it wasn't for the obvious Mario 64 text drawn on in sharpie. The cartridge itself had a hole on it and the label was missing. What's next, I'm gonna find a small bit of feces on the back of it, that I had my finger inconveniently laying on. I laughed to myself and went home to test out the game. I inserted it into the Nintendo 64 and turned on the system.

The regular Mario 64 startup began and I saw Mario's face pop up with some press start text on the screen. I hit the start button and found a save, that's when I noticed something. The stars next to the file were red. The file had 666 stars, which, last time I checked, was impossible to get, unless they hacked it. I selected a new one and started the game.

The intro was normal until Lakitu went up to Mario and said. "Run while you still have time Mario! Run away!"

I was confused by this message, this was never in the regular game! I went to enter the castle, but that's when I noticed something, this wasn't the normal castle, it was Big Boo's haunt. Except it wasn't the normal level we grew up with as kids. There was blood all over the walls, and even some severed limbs! The music was also distorted with sounds of what seemed like breathing. I went around doing the first star in the original level, the one where you hunt for boos, but the Boos didn't make their normal laughing sound. They instead made screaming noises with distortion sound effects. Then suddenly a hyper realistic image of Bowser popped up all covered in blood.

Bowser then says with a rasp in his voice.

"Mario, I'm coming for you"

I wasn't scared because I was not a scaredy cat, then I heard the noise of what sounded like stomping in my house. I then hear bowsers roar right behind me. I felt his hot breath doing down my back, I then turned around but didn't see the massive koopa. I saw Mario with his eyes missing and with a massive scar on his stomach! Mario then told me while speaking perfect English with a bit of audio distortion. "This is the horrifying truth of bootlegs, you'd often find things like this you won't expect. You were one of the few that haven't learned, and I'm afraid my friend that will be your end!" Mario then disappeared and I heard the same stomps getting louder, I gulped as I knew my incoming death, Bowser then came into my room and burned everything to pieces. At the very least I died playing one of my favorite games ever.



Written by SmugCultist
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