Super Mario Bros. DEATH-LUXE
I'm such a big fan of the Mario games. Yesterday, however, was my weirdest experience with the Mario games. At noon, I went on to craigslist to find some really weird or/and obscure mario games. I then found a gameboy colour with the Super Mario Bros. Deluxe game for only $0.10. I contacted the seller and they said they'd ship it to me if i pay them the standard shipping fee. A few days later, I got the game and the console, but the cartridge had something weird written on it. It didn't have the normal art on it, and instead had 'Super mario bros. DEATH-LUXE' written in black sharpie. I thought it was a prank (because why else would it not be?) and put the game in the console. Once I turned it on, the game's title screen depicted mario killing luigi with a cartoonish amount of blood coming out of his body. Mario then turned towards the screen and said "Your next, big boi!". He then started doing some demonic and high pitched screeching, but I then took the batteries out of the gameboy and threw the game cartridge in the trash. I then said "Your trash, big boi!" Later that night, I tried falling asleep when suddenly, my lights turned on with a blood red tinge. This woke me up of course, but I immediatley went back to sleep. That morning, I smelled the smell of scrambled eggs and bacon, coming from my kitchen. When I went to the kitchen, I saw my mother, who was wearing a mario hat and having even the moustache and she said "Bye bye, big boi!" and she killed me. There was so much blood, it was so bloody, our house started flooding with blood and it started pouring out onto the streets. After I died, I had woken up... It was all a dream. A very bloody dream.
Written by HikaruAbé
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