Super Wario 64

Well, a long time ago, I decided to play Super Mario 64. I've heard things about "personalized copies" and crazy shit like that. But this time it was real. I decided to go into the basement of Peach's castle. There he was, the yellow-hatted menace. Wario. He said, "You want fun? Wario show you fun." He came out of the screen and tried to kill me.

I escaped though, I hid under a couch in the living room. I couldn't go outside, because it was night. But does that really matter right now? So I went outside.

Wario was still chasing me. But then Mario came up behind Wario. "Hey, Wario! Where's my fucking money, Wario?" "Where the hell is it?" He beat up Wario with a baseball bat and shot him 3 times in the legs with a revolver. Mario pushed Wario into the road. He got ran over. Thanks to Mario, I'm still alive today.

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