Once, in Thneedville, I was a boi. BUT THEN THE CLAPPER CAME! My parents told me to beware the Clapper, messenger of the Trongle of Sprongle: 'He will chill your beans! He will fizz your Radnor!' they said. BUT THEN THE CLAPPER CAME! He stoobed my prunes and Oobled my Grooble! He made his dreadful cry: 'CCCCC!' I could not stand that kroob anymore so I shonked and konked him.
*AH! THAT WAS A MISTAKE!*
The clapper banished me to the musical.ly dimension where I was to forever be Tiked and Toked. Then a skeleton popped out!
TEH KLAPPR SWINGZ BAKK!
In the musical.ly universe I stood with the popping skeleton. I could hear the distant arguments over the role of Tracer when that of Dirty Dan was obviously more significant. Here, the Clapper had banished me. I wished to return home to Thneedville but all attempts to escape resulted in failure. BUT THEN THE CLAPPER CAME! He approached me, singing his mischievous song:
TURN YOUR FACE!
LOOK AT THE SUN!
TIMES OF VISION
ARE BEHIND YOU!
I'M THE CLAPPER,
ROTEN TOTEH, (CCCCC!)
He Chilled my Beans, Fizzed my Radnor, but I was not to be beaten again: I formed the perfect circle and placed it on my knee. He looked. My ultimate attack had worked! The clapper was forced to return me to Thneedville and to remain in the musical.ly dimension until one fateful day when he would swing back once more. aNd HE dID¡
LE ULTYMAT CLAPP!!!
I had only known of the clapper from tales my Uncle Ben told me of how he shonked and konked him and escaped the musical.ly dimension. I never believed the Clapper would ever come for he was trapped in the musical.ly dimension. BUT THEN THE CLAPPER CAME! I thought I was to be dead soon, but soon did not happen! He may have Rotened my Toteh, he may of Fizzed my Radnor, he may have Chilled my Beans and Hangled my Bangle: but he could not stank the kank!
It was time to act when he began to blast out his song: I formed the perfect circle, just like my uncle had, but but he put his finger through the hole and I died.
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