THE CUM BOX

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FUCK I CAN'T GET RID OF IT IT HAUNTS MY DREAMS THE STORY STARTS IN 1995 WHEN MY GRANDFATHER DIED I INHERETED HIS CUM BOX BUT WHAT I DIDNT KNOW UNTIL TODAY WAS IT WAS HAUNTED BY THE CUM GHOST ITS REALLY FUCKED UP IVE TRIED BURNING IT BUT IT JUST ABSORBS THE HEAT IVE TRIED SMASHING IT BUT ITS TOO HARDENED TO BREAK IVE TRIED SHOOTING IT BUT IVE "SHOT" TOO MANY TIMES (DOUBLE ENTENDRE) FOR IT TO LEAVE A DENT EVERY NIGHT AT 11 PM EST THE CUM GHOST FLOATS OVER MY HEAD AND SAYS "OOOOOOOOOOOH IM THE FUCKING CUM GHOST" AND HE STEALS ALL OF THE CUM OUT OF MY BALLSACK I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO PLEASE MY WIFE I CANNOT HAVE A FAMILY AND SHE IS CONSIDERING DEVORCING ME ALSO HE TOOK MY FUCKING LIVER AAAAAAAGH OUCH OFFF AAAGHH OOOFF OWIE WHEN I JACK OFF THE CUM GHOST SCREAMS IN MY FACE AND IT KILLS THE MOOD AND IM SO ANGRY IVE TRIED CALLING THE PSYCHIC HOTLINE BUT THE GHOST HAS STOLEN AL OF MY MONEY AND I WAS ONLY ABLE TO SAY "HELLO" BEFORE THE LINE CUT AND I TRIED GOING TO CHURCH BUT WHO THE FUCK GOES TO A PRIEST AND SAYS "HELLO YES PLEASE EXORCISE MY CUM BOX" SO I THINK IM JUST FUCKED PLEASE LIKE SHARE AND RETWEET THIS STORY AND SPREAD IT ACROSS FACEBOOK AND MAYBE I WILL EXORCISE THE CUMOH NO HES COMING OH FUCK OH FUHello, this is the Cum Ghost.

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