THE GIANT GORILLA ON FIRE

Illustration by Jonathan Wojcik

ONE TIME THERE WERE ALL THESE COOL GUYS STANDING AROUND WITH THEIR HANDS IN THEIR POCKETS AND THEIR BIG ZIPPERS LOOKING AROUND WITH THEIR RAD SPECS AND NOT BEING CAREFUL.

JUST THEN A BUS PULLED UP AND WAS THE BLACKEST MOST EVIL BUS THE COOL GUYS HAD EVER SEEN AND THEY HAD SEEN SOME REALLY EVIL BUSES IN THEIR TIME ON THE STREETS. THE BUS OPENED ITS BLACK EVIL DOOR AND A GIANT GORILLA ON FIRE STEPPED OUT OF IT. HE WAS PUNCHING ALL THE COOL GUYS WITH HIS BIG GORILLA FISTS THAT WERE ON FIRE AT THE SAME TIME. THE COOL GUYS GOT PUNCHED AND BURNED REAL BAD BUT THE DIFFERENT GUY WAS OK. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS THEY ARE TOO COOL TO EVEN BE CAREFUL!

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