THE MAN THAT WAS CRAZY
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FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT FROM READING CREEPYPASTAS, TURN BACK NOW, BECAUSE THIS WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!
ONE SINGLE DAY, THERE WAS A MAN THAT WAS CRAZY, HE LIVED WITH HIS SHIT INFESTED CAT IN AN APARTMENT IN THE DESERT. HE WENT TO GO OUTSIDE AND LOOKED IN THE SKY, AND THE SKY WAS RED AS BLOOD! SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED? BLOOD WAS RAINING ON HIM AND TEH BLOOD DRENCHED HIS CLOTHES! HE WENT TO TAKE A SHOWER AND HIS CAT SAID NO, AND THE MAN SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITTY CAT, AND THE CAT SAID FUCK YOU! THE MAN GOT ANGRY AND TOOK HIS CAT AND ATE IT! GUTS AND ENTRAILS WERE FLYING EVERYWHERE! IT WAS CRAZY! AFTER HE ATE TEH CAT HIS HEAD EXPLODED!
FOR I AM THE BOO,A FIGURE THAT SHALL NOT BE SCARED BY MERE PASTAS...BEWARE READER...
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