THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL IS GOING TO EAT YOUR STOMACH FROM THE INSIDE OUT!

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It all started one night when my fatass dad told me to stop sleeping and get him some taco bell. Man, he's a glutton. Anyways, I walked out of my house nd into my shitty car. I drove to taco bell and looked at the drive-thru menu. Their newest menu item was THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL. That sounded like something my fatass dad would shove in his pie hole and wipe hiss fatass over. So I ordered THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL and was on my way. When I got home my fatass dad asked me what I got for him. I told him I got him THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL. He looked at it for a few seconds, his nasty ass pork chops for cheeks drowning in drool. He said: "You only got one? I'm a big man, I need more than one THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL." I told him: "Why don't you shut the hell up and eat this big ass bean burrito I slaved my ass off getting for you?" He proceeded to beat me with his belt (which is 10 feet long). When my fatass dad was done beating the shit out of me, he told me to go to bed so he and THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL could have some peace and quiet. That sick piece of shit makes out with a fucking burrito. I fell asleep in like 10 seconds after going to bed. Then suddenly, I heard my dad yell. Did that fatass want another THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL? When I went into the fatass's room, he was covered in hyperrealistic blood. There was hyperrealistic guts gushing out of his stomach and THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL was crawling out. It had legs and a mouth. It looked at me and jumped at me. I punched it in the beans and it fell over. I took it and drove straight to Taco Bell headquarters. When I got to California I walked in the headquarters. When the secretary said I couldn't see the head taco bell guy right now, I punched her in the face. I got on the elevator and went over to mr. Taco Bell's desk. I slammed THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL on his desk. He said: "What the hell is that shit?" I said: "It's THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL. It killed my dad." There was a long silence. Then I said: "Thankyou." And then we started making out. A year later, Taco Bell Guy and me got married and soon he was pregnant. We had 2,007.332 childeren. I was in love, but then one day, we decided to eat Taco Bell with our 2,007.332 childeren. He ordered a THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL and sat down to eat. Before I realized it, he had already eaten the whole thing. That's when he fell over on the ground, convulsing and throwing up heperrealistic blood everywhere. I went on the ground with him. I saw THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL crawling out from him. I wept. I told him I would always love him, even if he was dead. Then he died. I cried for 3 years at the taco bell along with my 2,007.332 childeren. By then, that Taco Bell had closed down and was demolished, so we were covered in rubble and wall remains. I got up and did the one right thing to do. I gave my 2,007.332 childeren to an orphanage then hatched a plan. In order to get back at all the THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELLs, I would have to bomb every Taco Bell and Taco Bell factory in the world. In order to do this, I needed a team. I gathered my old buddies the rock: The buff guy. Chris Rock: The funny guy. And Peter Dinklage: the midget guy. Together we would be unstoppble and we would finally beat THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL. So here was the plan: we would each take a plane from the national armory and bomb every Taco Bell. So we did it. We snuck into the national armory, beat up some guards, beat p the president's hairy ass and flew away in our air whips. The Rock was in charge of the North and South AMerica Taco Bells, Chris Rock was in charge of the Africa and EUrope Taco Bells, Peter Dinklage was in charge of the Australian Taco Bells, and I was in charge of the Asian and Eurasian Taco Bells. We each pcked some Monster Energy, because this would take a couple hours. By 12:00 PM, The Rock, Chris Rock and Peter Dinklage were finished, because they were too good. I only had one more Taco Bell to bomb. I was about to release the final missile when suddenly the ghost of the Taco Bell guy appeared to me. He said: "Don't do it, sweetie. I know you want to kill all THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELLs, but you need to know something. I was the one that created them. I inplanted evil juices in them. I wanted world domination... but then I met you! You changed my life!" Then I said: "Bro, you smell like shit! WHy would you do that! I fucking hate you now! I gave the kids to the orphanage! I don't care about you anymore! You're evil!" The Rock, Chris Rock and Peter DInklage said: "You tell him, broski!" Then I ejected the missile and the very last taco bell blew to smithereens. The ghost of the Taco Bell guy was furious. He possesed my air whip and flew it into two big towers. I screamed as I got burnt up. I jumped out of the plane just as the buildings were about to explode. I hit the ground and broke every bone in my body. The Taco Bell Guy's ghost was about to do the deed, when suddenly my fatass dad's ghost cracked his ghost neck hyperrealitically. He died and went to be a ghost ghost. My fatass dad's ghost flew me to a hospital and said: "Thanks for always feeding me, son." I said: "Yeah, whatever fatass." So, I saved the world from world domination and also my 2,007.332 childeren died of depression. The end.

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