THE NOODLE POODLE

ONE DAY THERE WAS A BOY AND IT WAS DINNER TIME HE ATE NODDELS (FROM ITALY) AND THEN THERE WAS ONE PROBLEM THE POODLE DOG NEXT TO HIM DIED AND THERE WERE NO NOODLES LEFT THEY DID BIOPSY ON THE POODLE AND THEY FOUND NOODLES THE POODLE NOODLE THE BROODLE!!!!! OH GOD SO BOY IS MAD CAUSE DOG ATE NOODLES AND THEN ONE DAY HE HAD NOODLES AGAIN AND HIS POODLE WAS THERE HE SAID "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD BROJOBMAN" POODLE SAID BARK BARK THEN HIS NOODLES WERE GONE AGAIN! AND THEN HE GOT VERY SICK.

3 MONTHS LATER HE IS STILL SICK AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY HE SEES DEAD POODLE NOBODY ELSE SEAS AND CANNOT FIND NOODLES EVERY POODLE DOES THE BROODLE NOODLE AND CODDLES THE BRODEL WAT BOY IS SICK AND STARTS VOMITING PENIES SO MANY PENISES

CUM EVERYWHERE SPERM IN MY EARHOLE OUCH SPERM WHY ARE YOU IN MY EARHOLE LIKE THAT WHERE IS MY NODDLE WHERE IS MY POODLE WHY AM I VOMIT PENISES?

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Credited to Civil Man

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