THE RETURN OF THE SOOSIDE MAUS

GUYS BELIEV ME MY FRIEND SENT ME AVIDEO OF SOOSICIDE MAUSE AND HE S BACK CUS IT WAS DINERERNET OT THE ONE I SAW LAST WEEK AND SHIT SO PLZ CHECK IT OUT THE LINK IS AT ONION NET WHICH IS QUITE A NICE PLACE IF YOU'RE ENGLISH BUT IF YOU ARE NOT ENGLISH THE SITE WILL BE OBSOLETE FOR YOU, THEREFORE BRINGING SKELETONS TO YOUR FACE CAUSINF YOUR DEMIS OF THE OSOSID MOUS PLZ WATCH IT I MEAN REALLY I HAD AF RIEND WHO DIED BUT I HAE NO FRIEDNS SO HE DIDNT DIE ANYWAY BECAUSE I ATE RAMEN WHILE WATCHING IT THE SCARY NOISES MADE ME CRY AND I WAS LIKE SHIT SON THEN I SAT DOWN TOO FAST AND I COULD SEE STARTS BECAUSE I DIED THEN A JAPANESE PERSON DIED BECAUSE HE WAS CHINESE AND IT TURNS OUT IN ACTUAL FACT IT WAS HOMER SIMPSON IN DISGUISE AS A CAT AS OF WHOM WAS ACTUALLY A CAR. AS A RESULT OF WHICH I WAS UNABLE TO ASK MY DOG WHAT FLAVOUR HIS FOOD WAS BEACUSE IT WAS QUITE NASTY FLAVOURED IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY TO HIS CLAIMS THAT HE GAVE ME BEFORE CHRISTMAS BECASUE BEFORE HAND I ACTUALYL SAW HIM MASTURBATING IN HIS ROOM AND HE WAS WITH A GIRL SO I DONT KNOW WHY HE REFUSED TO ACTUALLY DO TI WITH HER BUT SRSLY PLZ WATCH MY DILDO GO UP N DOWN CUS IT WAS QUITE COOL HOW THE PHYSICS AND ITS LIKE JIGGLEBONES ON SAUCE EXCEPT THIS AINT SAUCE DIS REL LIFE

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