THE REVENGE OF EVIL PATRIXXX!

It had been several hours of no sleep-- just watching crap on the TV.

I couldn't recall what I was watching on Nickelodeon, but I did remember at once when the show was interupted by SpongeBob. 

There was no intro- no title card, it just ubruptly cut to the episode. It started with SpongeBob and Patrick just sitting there and staring at each other.

SpongeBob then smiled evilly.

"Patrick- Ive never noticed how fat you are!" He said.

"What?" Patrick asked, his eyes filled with tears.

"I SAID YOU'RE FAT!" SpongeBob repeated, in an angry tone.

"SpongeBob!? How could you say that!?" 

"Because I hate you!"

"Wha-"

"I SAID I HATE YOU YOU BIG FAT PIG!"

Patrick's eyes welled up with tears and he ran away, crying. 

"Crybaby..." smirked SpongeBob.

Then there is static for 6 minutes.

The camera cuts to SpongeBob breaking a picture of him and Patrick before there is a knock at the door.

"Coming!" chimes the yellow sponge.

He opens the door to reveal it's Patrick, and he has a butcher knife.

"MUST KILL SPONGE!" Patrick screams. 

The camera cuts to Patrick butchering SpongeBob alive, before Patrick turns to the screen.

He stared there, at me, before he said:

"YOU'RE NEXT, JIMMY!" 

Wait- how did he know MY name?

Patrick's hand then reached out of the TV, and all I had time to scream before he pulled me into the TV was:

"Oh God, cartoons are real!"

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