THE TALE OF SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY

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Author's note: This was originally posted to another Miraheze Trollpasta site...Yeah, uh, don't go there. Just moving my bad content from there to here.

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SO ONE DAY I WOKE UP AND WATCHED SOME SPENGBAB SQODARDS SUCIDE (IT MY FAFORITE EPISOPE) AN I GOT KBOCK ON DA DORE

I OPEN AND ITS DUKE NUKEM BUT HE HAS HYPER REALISTIC EYEZZZ.

HE GAVE ME TAPE AND SAHUZ DIS 2 ME "SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY IS GON ANAL PROBE U"

"WAT" I REPLYEDEDEDED

I GETS ME OL VCR AND VLADIMIR PUTIN TAPE.

THE TITAL CARC SAY "THE TALE OF SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY"

IT START WITH MON WHOMST LOOOK LIEK MICHEAL JAKSOON

"HEE HEE" HE SHOOT OOT LOOD

THEN SKELETON POPED OUT AND GAVE MICHEAL LETHAL DRUG DOSEZ

HE DEN DIED

SUDNLY HE CAEM BACK WITH HYPER BLOODY REALISTIC EYEZ AND SED "STROKE MY LONG MEATY SHAMONE"

I HADS HART ATTAK AND VOMIT BLUD.

ECEPT BLUD WAS BLOO

I SAD "WAUT IZ DISS"

I WANT TO DOCTUR AND HE SAD I HAD SUMDIN CALL "SCHMOIKEY DISEASE" AND THAT I MUZT BE YOOTHANEYEZED

MICHEAL APPAER AND SAE "NO, I MUZT ANAL PROPE UR AZZ"

DEN IT WAZ AL SO CLAER

MICHEAL IS SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY

HE KILLD MEH

I AM RITING THIS AZ A GOEST. IF SUMON GIV TAPE THAS SAY SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY DUNT VYOO EET. DEESTROIE ET.

DANK U

- DOLAN TURNIP

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Written by Defiatron13391
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