THE TOTELLY REEL AND SCARRY LOS EPISODE OF BIG BANG THEORY!!!

ONE NITE, I WAS SURFING THE TV BORD AND CAME UPOM BIG BANG THEORY, I HAD NEVER CARED FOR IT, BUT I WAS BORD AND DECIDED TO WACHTH IT ANYWAY, IT BEGUN WITH SHELDOR BEING REELECTED AS PRESIDENT OF ZIMBABWE FOR HIS 69TH TERM, HE ENTERED INO THE APPARTENT AND LOCKED AT HOWERD AND PULLED OUT A NIFF AND CHOPPED OFF HIS HEAD AND HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD SLAPPTERED OVER THE SCREEN, THEN LEONARD WACKED IN AND ATTWMPT TO FIGHT THE SHELDOR WITH ABASEBASEALL BAT BUT THE SHELDOR KILLED HIM ASWEKK AND MOOR HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD, I WAS TERRIFIED SINS GRATIOUS GORE IS TOTALLY SCARRY, I HID UNDER THE COACH AND WACHTED FROM THEER AND TEN RAJ WACKED INTO THE ROOM (IN THE SHOW) AND SAW THAT SHELDORR WAS HODLING A KNIFF AND PULLED OUT AN AK-47 AND SAID "LOOK WHO BOUGHT A KNIFF TO A GUN FIGHT!" AND SHOTE SHELDOR UNTIL HE HAD MORE HOLES THAN THE MOON AND SWISS CHEESE AND THEN PENNY WALKED IN SAND LOKED AT ALL THE GORE AND THEN PULLED OUT A GRENADE AND PULLED HE PIN OUT BEFORE RAJ COULD MURDER HER AND THE APARTMET EXPLODED AND THEN I HEARD KNOCKING AT THE DOOR AND OPENE IT, BUT THERE WAS NOONE THEER, I CLOSED AND LOCKED THE DOOR, WHEN I HERD THE PHONE RING, I PICED UP IT, BUT JUST THEN I HEARD A KNIFF UNSHEATHE BEHIND ME, WHEN I HERD A MAN SAY "BAZINGA" I GRABED A BATTLE AXE AND THEN I SPUN ARUND AND DEKAPIATED THE SHELDOR AND HE DIED.

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