Taimanin Asagi Lost Episode: Pill Cosby

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I don't know if you know about the series named Taimanin Asagi. It's a naughty series of revolving Ninja Girls and stuff. Well there's a lost episode of Taimanin Asagi I somehow encountered online. I was looking through an alternative site like YouTube because of the strict copyright rules. to find some anime films. Then there's something I didn't expect. It was that episode. The thumbnail was a frame from the Fat Albert intro. and the title was "Taimanin Asagi: Pill Cosby". I decided to watch it out of curiosity. The intro started with the Fat Albert intro but the lyrics were so twisted and messed up but funny.

"Hey, hey, hey!

Here's Fat Albert

And I'm gonna sing a song for you

And Bill's gonna give you a pill or two

You'll have some fun now

With me and all the gang

Gangbanging from each other

While you're unconscious from our thing

Na, na, na

Gonna have a good time

Hey, hey, hey!

Na, na, na

Gonna have a good time

Hey, hey, hey!

This is Bill Cosby coming out with drinks and fun

If you're not careful, you may learn something before it's done!

Hey, hey, hey!

Na, na, na

Gonna have a good time

Na, na, na

Gonna have a good time

Na, na, na

Gonna have a good time."

After the intro played. The episode started with a cityscape that appears to look like a combination of Los Santos and Tokyo. It started with Asagi and Sakura going to a restaurant that sells Food from different countries. They are introduced to an anthropomorphic wolf worker of the restaurant. Which I didn't expect. I continued on. They ordered cheeseburger combos and the anthropomorphic wolf went to the kitchen. And told the worker who was a short magenta hair woman about the order and she did the order but when she was about to give it to the customers she noticed it was . She noticed it was Asagi and Sakura. Then she spiked the food with crushed sleeping pills by putting them on the mayo, mustard and ketchup. And told the other worker. A Succubus to deliver the food and made a fake excuse such as she needed to use the restroom. The worker did as told and went with it. Oboro went to the closet and let out Bill Cosby. Then I heard a scream of a male with a southern accent. "WHAT THE HELL WHO PUT DILDOS IN MY FOOD?!" the man in the camo outfit and with a southern accent had an odd resemblance to the YouTuber known as Billy Bob Tanley. Then it cuts to a man with camo clothing throwing the food on the floor and storming out.

The next scene showed a kid with glasses destroying his food with a keyboard because he found pills in his food. which the kid looked like The Angry German Kid. Suddenly Asagi, Sakura, and Max passed out. The workers and Sam were concerned about what happened. Then suddenly a Smoke bomb exploded in front of them. Then it cuts to a black screen for a few minutes. Then it shows a perspective of Sakura waking up to NOOSE Agents searching the restaurant and seeing no sign of Oboro and Bill Cosby. Then I heard a voice saying in a. Concerned tone "Where are you, little buddy?" The next scene shows an anthropomorphic Fox LSPD Officer asking Sakura if she's alright. Sakura replied, "Yeah but I don't know where Asagi is?" Then Sam then left the restaurant seeing where Max was but all he saw were the LSPD Cars and NOOSE Team SUVs and armored vehicles, Along with Agents and officers investigating and closing the road. The next scene showed The anthro wolf worker telling the Neko Detective about what he saw before the smoke bomb happed. "The last thing I saw was a woman with Magenta hair throwing an explosive and knocking everyone out!" Then it shows the LSPD officer investigating the CCTV footage. And seeing who it was.

Then it shows in the CCTV footage that Bill Cosby and Oboro caught Asagi and Max. The event was revealed to the news on SBC. that Max and Asagi were caught by Bill Cosby and Oboro on Tv. Then it zooms out revealing it was Fat Albert and the crew. "I'm very disappointed in you Mr.Cosby!" Fat Albert said. Then it shows a montage of The ALB along with other Agencies such as the FIB, NOOSE, LSPD, and LSSD patrolling on high alert. Even a bounty was set out for the arrest of Oboro and Bill Cosby. Then later on in the day during the near-end sunset Fat Albert was walking with his crew. Then they saw a white van. with an Orc and the Dating Game Woman leaving the vehicle and carrying an unconscious Asagi out of the van and into a building. "I think this is it…" Fat Albert said. He sneakily went into the van and saw an unconscious Max still in ALB gear next to a box of Jello Pudding. "Rudy, give me the water!" Fat Albert said. Rudy gave Fat Albert a water bottle and he poured water on Max. Max woke up. "Where am I?" Max said. "You're alright!" Fat Albert said. and the Crew let Max out of the van. "What is this box?" Dumb Donald said. "Dumb Donald No don't-" Before Fat Albert said anything. They heard footsteps and they instantly hid behind but only to find out that it was Drew Pickles. "Geez, Don't be homophobic. I just came here for a vacation with my husband Barney The Triple Testicle Dinosaur and my son Drew Pickles Jr." Drew Pickles said. "We're just here to save Max!" Fat Albert said. "Well…. What about Asagi?" Drew Pickles said. "But you said you hate women?" Fat Albert said. "Yes but I know that you guys want help! I would even do the same thing if my Barney Bunch members would be held captive!"

Max then pressed the panic button on his radio. "Agent needs assistance! At the abandoned building in the backside at the South Central Area in a lot by the McDonald's and Spa!" Just after Max said that They heard Oboro yelling at the orc and the Dating Game Woman for not looking after the van. They went to the other side of the building and stood at the corner of the street. The next scene showed Oboro cussing the orc and the Dating Game Woman out "For fucking once! You fucking dumbasses can't do one simple damn task!" Oboro snapped. "We're sorry we didn't know we thought it was one person at a time!" The orc said. "I don't care! You guys should've focused on what I said!" Oboro said. The next scene showed a Black Ford Transit and a Black Chevrolet Silverado Custom pulling up at the side where Max, Drew Pickles, Barney, Drew Pickles Jr, Fat Albert, and the Crew. The ALB SWAT Team got out of the vehicles." So what happened?" asked Ryuki. "Well, it's that Asagi is in there and I saw an ugly ass beast and a woman taking her inside!" Fat Albert said. "I'm guessing that you're referring to The Cosby District." Mutahar said. "What the father fucking hell is The Cosby Empire or whatever that is?" Drew Pickles said. "It's a new Speakonia Group that puts pills in everyone's drink! They target every Speakonia Group!" Lynknife said. Then a Lenco Bearcat pulls up. John Wick, Doom Slayer, and The Punisher leave the vehicle. "What's going on?" The Punisher asked. Fat Albert told The Punisher what was going on.

The next scene showed 3 Black Sedans pulling up on the side of the building on the road, The sedans appeared to be a Ford Crown Victoria, Ford Taurus, and a Dodge Charger. The Agents get out of the vehicles. "We're on the scene!" Yukikaze said through the radio. "Use the ding-dong ditch method!" Max responded. "Go for it!" Mugman said to Cuphead. Cuphead did the ding-dong ditch method and took cover next to OrdinaryJames. An Orc came out of the door "Hey Pizza Guy use the other do-" Before Orc could finish his sentence. I heard a male voice yelling "Don't Move!" And lights glowing on him. The orc attempted to grab an explosive Then it shows Hentai Protagonist, Flippy, Michiru Kagemori, Nazuna Hiwatashi, Korra, Cuphead, Mugman, Yukikaze, and OrdinaryJames shooting. The Orc gets shot multiple times and then falls. "Ceasefire!" Korra said. The next scene shows Mutahar finally coming up with a plan. "Okay! This will work!". Mutahar said. Then it shows Chipflake and Lynknife up on the roof of a building. Chipflake scouting the scene. Next to him is Lynknife armed with a Heavy Sniper MK2. Fat Albert gets pushed by his crew, Drew Pickles, Barney, Drew Pickles Jr, And some ALB SWAT members, and rolls into the building crashing and destroying the front door. In the Back of the building. Korra drove the Lenco Bearcat to destroy the back wall. The Orcs are surprised at the Walls being busted. "Hey! Hey! Hey! Who wants to play!" Fat Albert said. Then Fat Albert gets shoved again and he crushes the orcs to death.

Drew Pickles, Barney, and Drew Pickles Jr. start ass-ramming the orcs. The ALB and its SWAT unit. began shooting at the orcs. Then more of the orcs attempt to escape but get killed by Lynknife. After all the shooting, crushing, and butt-ramming. They did a final search around the place. Asagi, not harmed, gets freed by Max. But the SWAT Team and Agents saw no sign of Oboro, Dating Game Woman, and Bill Cosby. Then Chipflake saw them trying to escape from the back door. "Targets spotted!" Chipflake said. Lynknife then fires at them with the large rifle Bill Cosby goes down. Oboro and the Dating Game Woman frighten runs even faster. Then Okamia and Felidzai catch up to Oboro along with Takuzi, Max, Sakura, Holo, Ultra Instinct Shaggy, BlastphamousHD, Charmx, and Mugman. "Drop the pills or I'll shoot!" Takuzi said, aiming at Oboro with a Shotgun. Oboro refused to and attempted to throw a Smoke Bomb at them but then gets shot. "OOOOOH SHIT The pill bombs!" BlastphamousHD shouted. Then they took cover. The bomb detonated. Dating Game Woman got exposed to the substance and attempted to throw the explosive then got shot by BlastphamousHD. Then revealed who shot Oboro. Which were the other Snipers, Mutahar and MamaMax. "Code 4," Max said. The screen faded to black. Then it cuts to news reports on the Shadow Broadcasting System on the whole bust. "Last night! A bust on an abandoned building was discovered by a witness who spotted the abducted individuals who went missing a few hours ago. After the early morning attack on a restaurant! Reports confirming that it's from an organization called The Cosby District." Rebel Shadow Studios said. Then shows a video recorded by Imp-Tan from the infamous DOOM mod known as H-DOOM from the 10th floor of her apartment. Like the ALB Agents pulling up in the sedans and opening fire. and the SWAT Unit pulled up Chevrolet Suburban, Ford Transit, and Dodge Ram pulling up and gunfire occurred. "As you can see from this video! The ALB and its SWAT unit are raiding The Cosby District which ends in a gunfight." Rebel Shadow said.

The next scene shows Imp-tan in the interview. "I was watching television then I heard yelling. And I got on my phone and saw the fight going on! I'm glad who they took down!" Imp-Tan said. The episode ends with the credits of Spongebob but with an instrumental beat from an Eminem song playing. What I can say is that It's surprising to see a Fat Albert and Taimanin Asagi crossover to ever happen.



Credited to Zeronx Lighten & Seth Bayona 


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