Team Fortress 2 The Weird Server

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One day i was on Steam i was looking at some games when my friend lolzanator chatted me

lolzanator: wat up

Me: the sky.

lolzanator: when i mean by wat up i mean hello

Me: k

lolzanator: i need to tell you something about tf2

Me: ok what is it?

lolzanator: iv been having these glitches they are very rare in the game to happen

Me: texture glitches like black and purple checker bord textures?

lolzanator: no like the scout holding a minigun with no eyes just the minigun

Me: directx 8.1?

lolzanator: no i have directx 11.0 but every time i play the scout is the only one with the minigun but when i go to character loadout he has the weapons but in game just the minigun

Me: how did this happen?

lolzanator: i downloaded a hack on some site

Me: ok

lolzanator: you got to go to my house now my game is broken and your the only one who can fix it

Me: ok ill see whats the problem.

That was one hell of a weird conversation. So i went to his house and i checked his computer. Sherly he would be there but he wasent. It had tf2 loaded up so i checked the character load out and as he said there was a scout with the minigun with no eyes. So i saw a flash drive on the floor and it said HACK and i thought that was the hack he downloaded. So like the idiot i am i took it home and tryed it out. Once taking it home i thought to my self if this is the hack? So i joined a 2fort server the server had no players. But when i joined it all the players connected. I thought ok the server map just changed so i looked at the time and the map time was 10 seconds. Then some idiot speed hacker got the intel and capped it 3 times in like 3 seconds and to my nollege there isnt a speed hack that fast. So i thought what? So the map changed to 2fort agian. So i tryed the hack on this server. Instantly people where calling me hacker with the scout with the minigun. But on other servers people would laugh and tell me how to do this but not these people. These people would try to get me banned from the game like Steam VAC banned. So i tryed it on this King Of The Hill Server map was cp_dedplayer000. So i thought cp_dedplayer000 the map is suposed to be koth_dedplayer000 but with the map name like that i was scared. So i played the map and i was scared it was like that you where playing in the blue screen of death but in a 3d messup glitch mesh map. I went scout but no players where there untill one was lagging so bad i sware he had 900 ping and turns out he does. Then all of a soden i saw all the players there since this was a fucked up server i thoght this was a glitch that they were appering and dissapering. But the strangest part was that when you go on this one server you will have your mute and dissconnect buttons removed. The worst part was that this server was not VAC secure there where micspamers and hackers and speed hackers. So i thought what the fuck i put in the chat box and people just stopped micspaming and hacking they went to me with scout just looking at me lifeless. Untill i showd them my scout minigun glitch they dident care like most people because they say the have seen people like me so i was bored. So i thought what the fuck is wrong with the nicknames the first one on the server was idleing in spectator but showed no name like putting in your steam nickname % %. But i whent to the steam page but there was a person named just a space and i wonderd what the fuck is just a space doing in this server with no name mabey hes admin? Who cares. But anyway all the players where named just a space(1) just a space(2) just a space(3) etc. It was creepy untill they started talking it was jumbled up text but something was wrong the map time never ends. I think it was the map but then it changed to cp_dedfort and it was capture the flag how can you cap the flag on a cp map? Once it started some loud buzzing and static noises came up i almost shit my pants in fear. So i played it but it was like playing in a 3d version of static on a old T.V so i thought what the fuck every time i moved it just got louder and since this i whent to this server i couldent go out side the server. Since they removed the dissconnect button so i tryed CTRL + ALT + DELETE and it came up so i tryed closing the game but an error noise came up so i couldent shut it of so i thought to take out the power. But since i want to find out what happens like allways theres micspamers and hackers but as i said they removed the mute button on this server. so i was stuck with super loud beeps so in the chat i said SHUT THE FUCK UP JUST SHUT UP! and they did for like 6 seconds. and they started agian and i was like fuck fuck fuck. Oh and lolzanator hes named just a space so my friend is an admin of this server once i found out that i unpluged my computer and switched to a laptop i hope i can get another computer because it has a magor virus on it and i think my freind lolzanator whos also just a space is gonna hunt my dreams.

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