Thank You, SICP

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Old copypasta dating back to 2008


I am a computer programmer, which means I'm fat, nerdy, and have a tiny cock. I got AIDS from paying a cheap whore to fuck me, since I have no love in my life.

When the doctor told me, I went to the only thing I knew: SICP.

I slammed my penis between two copies of SICP. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.

I woke up the next day with incredible abs, a 14" rod of steel, and no HIV. I'm now an adult movie star, banging porn stars.

Thank you, SICP!

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