That Really Annoying Mary-Sue Serial Killer that Everybody Loves
There was once this chav named Jeff. Jeff was a super kawaii Mary-Sue serial killer who yelled "GO TO KIP!" before killing his victims using super human knife powers. Jeff went on many adventures involving tall, white, thin men dressed in business suits, a ton of other serial killers who were startlingly similar to him, and various materials that Jeff could magically make flammable. Everyone loved Jeff, and girls constantly sent him letters asking him to be their super kawaii hubbi. Jeff would go to these fangirls houses and stab them (because he was a serial killer). One day, Jeff met a girl named Jane, a beautiful girl with brown hair, blue eyes, and a long dick. Jeff fell madly in love with Jane, so he did what any other spurned lover would do. He murdered her friends and family and lit her on fire. For a while, Jeff felt happy. He had a knife, a fanbase, and a waifu-des. What more could an insane killer want? But sadly, it was not to be. One day, a giant laughing skeleton came to the city, deleting all of Jeff's best friends. This "LOLSKELETON" deleted Sanic.pdf, Earless James, and Chuckling Joe. Jeff took Jane and ran, but LOLSKELETONS caught them. In a few moments, they were in a strange new land, where they were greeted by a strange new being, who introduced himself as...SOMEGUY123. "TOP KEK!" He laughed. And then I became skeletons, and wrote this story.
THE END
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