The 12 Days of Happening

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Hello, all! I'd like to share with you the spirit of THE HAPPENING! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS

On the first day of Happening,
Ron Paul gave to me 
The Fed printing lots of money.

On the second day of Happening, 
Ron Paul gave to me 
Two gun control bills, 
And the Fed printing lots of money.

On the third day of Happening, 
Ron Paul gave to me 
Three mass shootings, 
Two gun control bills, 
And the Fed printing lots of money.

On the fourth day of Happening,
Ron Paul gave to me
Four drones a-striking,
Three mass shootings,
Two gun control bills,
And the Fed printing lots of money.

On the fifth day of Happening,
Ron Paul gave to me
Five Dorner sprees,
Four drones a-striking,
Three mass shootings,
Two gun control bills,
And the Fed printing lots of money.

On the sixth day of Happening,
Ron Paul gave to me
Six Senate Hearings,
Five Dorner sprees,
Four drones a-striking,
Three mass shootings,
Two gun control bills,
And the Fed printing lots of money.

On the seventh day of Happening,
Ron Paul Gave to me
Seven shoahs shoing,
Six Senate Hearings,
Five Dorner sprees,
Four drones a-striking,
Three mass shootings,
Two gun control bills,
And the Fed printing lots of money.

On the eighth day of Happening,
Ron Paul gave to me
Eight free markets,
Seven shoahs shoing,
Six Senate Hearings,
Five Dorner sprees,
Four drones a-striking,
Three mass shootings,
Two gun control bills,
And the Fed printing lots of money.

On the ninth day of Happening,
Ron Paul gave to me
Nine healthcare reforms,
Eight free markets,
Seven shoahs shoing,
Six Senate Hearings,
Five Dorner sprees,
Four drones a-striking,
Three mass shootings,
Two gun control bills,
And the Fed printing lots of money.

On the tenth day of Happening,
Ron Paul gave to me
Ten UN resolutions,
Nine healthcare reforms,
Eight free markets,
Seven shoahs shoing,
Six Senate Hearings,
Five Dorner sprees,
Four drones a-striking,
Three mass shootings,
Two gun control bills,
And the Fed printing lots of money.

On the eleventh day of Happening,
Ron Paul gave to me
Eleven shills shilling,
Ten UN resolutions,
Nine healthcare reforms,
Eight free markets,
Seven shoahs shoing,
Six Senate Hearings,
Five Dorner sprees,
Four drones a-striking,
Three mass shootings,
Two gun control bills,
And the Fed printing lots of money.


On the twelfth day of Happening,
Ron Paul gave to me
Twelve nukes nuking,
Eleven shills shilling,
Ten UN resolutions,
Nine healthcare reforms,
Eight free markets,
Seven shoahs shoing,
Six Senate Hearings,
Five Dorner sprees,
Four drones a-striking,
Three mass shootings,
Two gun control bills,
And the Fed printing lots of money.

Well folks, that's all for now. I hope you're in the holiday spirit!


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