The Berenstain Bears: Murder of Brother Bear
Author's note: This is a parody of overly violent creepypastas
Anyone remember The Berenstain Bears? I'm talking about the 1985 TV Series that aired on CBS during Saturday Mornings for 2 Seasons.
While "Save the Farm" was the final episode of the show, there was one more episode that was going to be the actual finale of the show, but didn't make it.
In fact, it was never aired.
I had a job at CBS (who aired this show). I began working here in 1980, until I was retired in 1994. I was walking out of the CBS HQ building, I saw a VHS labeled in crude handwriting, "Berenstain Bears: Episode 53 (18+)".
I went home, got out my VCR and popped the tape in it. When it started to play, the intro began. So, after the intro, of course, the episode's name was shown.
"THE BERENSTEIN BEARS AND THE TEST."
The episode began with Brother Bear walking to school. When he got there, "Okay everyone, there will be a very important test today." said the teacher. Brother didn't study for the test. "I'll try my best to get a good grade on the test." Said Brother, But...
He didn't.
After the test timer went off, everyone handed in their tests. When the lunch bell rang, everyone in the class went out to have lunch. But Brother had to stay in the classroom.
The Teacher was disappointed of him, because he didn't get any of the questions right.
"Well, I tried his best, even though I didn't study".
Brother's teacher then put two and two together. Brother didn't study for the test, so this was the result his teacher got on the test when Brother didn't study. He then said that this was a very important test, and that he failed it.
Brother said to his teacher that next time when there's a very important test, he will study for it. His teacher smiled, and so did Brother.
Later, when Brother got home, his parents were in front of him disappointed.
Papa: Brother, we got a call from your school.
Mama: It's about the test.
Brother: Well, even though I didn't study for the test, I tried my best and never gave up like I always do.
Brother got worried of what his parents were going to do to him. They grabbed a baseball bat, darts and they even wanted to hit Brother with a fucking train! Brother's parents then started discussing of what they were going to do to him. They started hitting Brother with the objects they had. Blood was coming from Brother's head and body from the darts.
After the baseball bat and darts abuse to Brother, Brother's parents dragged Brother out of their house, and into the train tracks. I could see where this was going. Brother's parents put explosives around, after they had tied up Brother to a big wooden cross with rope. Then it happened. The train was moving really fast, and when the train was about to hit Brother, The screen went black. I heard bloody screams, sounds, and I even heard Sister Bear's crying as well.
The scene then cut to static for a few seconds, before the scene changed to Brother Bear waking up from his nightmare.
Brother: [wakes up with shocked face] Wait a sec, I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!"'
Brother ran out of the bedroom and the screen fades to front of the school. The school bell started ringing, and when everyone went into their classroom, his teacher said he was going to read out the grades everyone got on the test yesterday. Brother felt sick. When his teacher got to Brother's grade, he said E Minus.
Everyone in Brother's classroom turned to Brother and laughed at him, as well as throwing pencils and pieces of paper at him. He then started crying when someone said to him he's a loser, and will never get anywhere in life. During the whole school day, Brother had people beating him up and verbally abusing him.
Brother went home after the last day of the school week ended. He figured he had enough of life, and it was time to end it all.
It then cuts to a scene of Too Tall, Smirk and Skuzz in front of Brother, laughing and making stupid faces at him, which resulted in Brother pulling out a machine gun.
Brother's voice went from David Mendenhall to what sounded like Buju Banton with a very bad mood.
HOW ABOUT A FUCKFACE IN THE GUN YOU SON OF A BITCH?!?! Brother shouted before shooting Smirk and Skuzz, while blood splattered everywhere. Too Tall was scared and Brother went with him back inside and into his home.
Brother then opened the front door and started slamming it on Too-Tall's right foot, while Too-Tall was screaming and crying in agony. After much slamming, blood started to come out of Too-Tall's right foot. Brother then proceeded to grab a flamethrower and burn Too-Tall, which resulted in him rolling around the entire house screaming and setting Brother's family and the house on fire. Brother then went outside laughing and the house exploded, blood, guts, body parts and bones flying everywhere.
It then cut to a shot of Bear Country, where smoke started to cover up the sky. It then cut to Weasel McGreed resting on the ground. Brother then went to him and started strangling McGreed using thick rope. McGreed was screaming in agony and then Brother shot him in the mouth. Raffish Ralph then went into the scene, horrified over the fact that McGreed was dead. Brother then started to strangle his throat. He was choking and choking to the point where he died. Brother then started beating their remains up with a spiked baseball bat repeatedly, with blood and brains splattering and some of it even getting onto the camera.
It then showed a graphic montage of Brother killing people in horrifying ways that I don't want to even describe. After a while, it showed a post-apocalyptic wasteland, with fire, smoke in the sky and dead bodies everywhere. It then showed Brother looking at everything he did.
Brother: What Have I done to everyone? I really am a loser.
Brother went to a cliff on a tall height and started crying softly, with sad music and sounds of children crying heard in the background.
Brother: I'm sorry if I'm hurting anyone at all for doing this, but I just can't live like this anymore. [sobbing] Goodbye World... [sniff] Goodbye Mama... [sniff] Goodbye Papa... and goodbye... [sniff].
Brother took out a pistol, put the gun in his mouth, pulls the trigger, killing himself, and fell of the cliff and hit the ground.
Then it shows an image of Brother's dead body, with blood around it. It stayed on screen for a minute before the screen went to static and the episode ends, with a black screen and text saying:
The Berenstain Bear Family is no longer your love since they all had perished. The series is already over. Have a nice life kids. Goodbye.
Then the credits roll, with a distorted music box rendition of the theme song played. After that, it showed an image of Brother's body rotting.
Then the tape ended. I ejected the tape and broke it in half.
The Next Day, I got a message delivered to my mailbox. It said:
God is love, and whoever abides in love abides in God, and God abides in him. God is love, and all who live in love live in God, and God lives in them.
1 John 4:16
Credited to Milt Franklyn
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