The Big Bang Theory Theory

So, has anyone ever watched The Big Bang Theory? It's pretty much a comedy show on CBS about some science geeks in their eternal struggle to get laid. First, there's Sheldon who grew up in rural Texas and now works as a physicist studying string theory. Then there's Leonard, Sheldon's roommate who really wanted to be a rapper but the fact that both of his parents were doctors forced him to also be one. He's been in an on-and-off relationship with their slutty neighbor Penny. Then there's Raj, a lonely astro-physicist and alcoholic. Finally, there's Howard (though they usually refer to him as his last name Wolowitz) who was actually the most pathetic of the characters, but ended up being the first one to get married and go to space somehow.

Now what if I told you that the show was based on the real lives of these people? Don't be surprised--most shows are based on the life of one or multiple people. For example, George Lopez was really a homeless crackhead who often took shelter in the ruins of Powers Brothers Aviation. Gurren Lagann was based on the life of a boy who grew an unhealthy obsession with giant robots when his older brother died. And Hey Arnold! was based on a young boy's life in the ghetto of New York.

First, there's the actual life of Sheldon. Nothing much there other than that his obsessive compulsive disorder drove him to suicide after being unable to write his autobiography "neatly enough". The papers taken from his apartment gave them the idea to use his crazy personality as a character in a comedy show.

Then there's Leonard and Penny. The condom broke while they were fucking and a pregnancy happened, driving the both of them into depression. They both were ran over by the EVIL PATRIXXX mobile while driving to the local abortion clinic.

Raj and Wolowitz were a gay couple. They both died of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Their story was probably the most simple.

You may ask, "How the fuck did they get the information on the rest of them when they only got details of Sheldon's life?" Well, the guy who made The Big Bang Theory also died and went to purgatory, where the ghosts of all the characters resided and went about life just as they did in the show. But this was only a near death experience and the guy later came back with the inspiration to make the show.

"How do you know about this?" you may ask.

Well ...

Obviously you don't know the meaning of the word "theory". Basically it means "wild guess". That's pretty much what this was.

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