The Cartoon Network Hijack Incident

I used to be an Intern at a television network called Cartoon Network once. It was around 2009, and I had just graduated from college. There was a new show, whom my friend and I were in love with. It was called Regular Show. It's a good show, but the creator ended it during the beginning of 2017. Anyways, I got to see the production of the episodes that were creating, weeks before the episodes were on air. This made me interested about my internship at Cartoon Network.

There were a couple of shows airing at the same time Regular Show was airing, but I really don't care about those shows. One time at my internship at cartoon network, an alert came up across the Headquarters of Cartoon Network. It was displaying this message: "Sorry for disturbing you all, but the cartoon network channel has currently been hijacked by an unknown person. All scheduled episodes will be rescheduled, at a later date. sorry for the inconvenience." Cartoon Network was off of the air earlier then scheduled as well.

Things continued after the message was over. Everything was going to be normal...Or so we thought. Only one scheme of the hijacker was actually successful. The scheme was an extremely morbid episode of a Show that never even existed. The show was named "The Real Life of a Procrastinator." There wasn't even an intro, it just skipped to the episode name. It was called "Jennifer's Depression." Only a couple hundred people actually saw this sick and demented show's only one episode.

It cut to a scene of a girl, crying on her own bed. Her eyes were crying blood. Not animated blood, but hyper-realistic blood, and her cries were also hyper-realistic. There was a note on her bed, and the screen panned in on the note. The note said: "Why did he have to kill my family? My baby brother...My dog...I don't have any reason to live on earth anymore." The screen panned in onto Jennifer putting her backpack on her back and walking to school.

When she arrived at the school, called Gretown High School. When she was walking in the school hallways, everybody in the school was bullying her. Saying "Hey Fatass! Go back to fuckwad town and lose some weight, bitch!" "Kill yourself, motherfucker! Do it! Do it at night so your parents don't know. Oh wait, you don't have parents!" "Motherfucking bitch-ass cunt, your a fucking waste of space. Just get a knife and slice your head off!" She looked at the floor, ignoring the insults.

When she got to her class, the teacher's face looked demonic. She was shown eating the heads of students with failing grades. When she said attendance, she didn't address Jennifer by her real name, but called her Jenbitch? She said in a sad tone, "Here..." What was with the amount of profanity in this? I know some episodes of Regular Show had the word Crap or Shit in it, but Bitch? Motherfucker? What about the poor kids watching this!?

During class, Jennifer couldn't answer anything on the big test. When she showed the teacher her answers, the teacher's face got even more demonic. Then her face opened and she said in a demonic tone: "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PROCRASTINNATORSSSSS?" She pointed to a locked, moldy door, with screams heard from inside the door. Jennifer then said to the demonic teacher, "I-I'm sorry miss, I swear I wo-wo-won't do it again!" The Teachers face became less demonic when she said that.

The bell rang, and it was time to go home. The screen then turned to her at her home, sitting on the couch, watching TV. But the TV was on the show that she was in... Jennifer looked at the TV and said: "Do you guys think, that I'm real?" And that was the end of the demented episode. Thank god. The episode spurred a lot of controversy for Cartoon Network. Some Parents complained to Cartoon Network, others banned, and one even sued cartoon network for 1 million dollars over the TV Show.

I have a little brother who was unfortunate enough to watch the episode. This is why I got to know about it. My mother called cartoon network about it, and the person she called to told her everything. The Real Life of A Procrastinator was never aired again and all traces of it's existence were removed from cartoon networks website. All traces of it on google were also removed. Only the memory of the series was alive.

Until, a couple of copies of the series popped up on the internet on a website called lostepisodes.leotv (The acronym meant Lost Episodes on TV.), and some even downloaded the morbid episode. So, I'm warning you. If you happen to find this on the website, don't download it. It may be similar to the demented series, but all copies that exist on the internet contain a virus called "massdeletionofI13$.exe" which activated when you downloaded it.

How does the virus work, you ask? It slowly deletes less important files, like images or videos. But then it starts to get worse. Deleting files on System 32, your browser, the recycle bin itself and then it gets to the point where system 32 is deleted, and it cant be booted up again. The worst part is, the website isn't even accessible to normal people. You need to go on the deep web and have a VPN as well to even find it.

So, go ahead. Go on tor and if you luckily have a VPN, download the video. I don't care. Ruin your PC for life! Unless your on a virtual console. Then it won't really do any damage to your normal PC in any way, shape or form. If you have a virtual console, then do it. Noting will actually happen if you do.

And then a skeleton popped out.

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