The Chair at the Centre of the Universe
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One day a man living on Earth began to have terrifying dreams about the chair that the universe resides around.
At this point nobody knew about the chair at the centre of the universe, so everybody around him, including himself, assumed his dreams were not real and that they couldn't hurt anyone.
But he was dead wrong.
"Doctor, I had a terrifying dream about an impossibly large chair kind of at the centre of the universe, only it's not at the centre, it's more that the universe surrounds it. Either as a method of imprisonment or incubation."
"I see." Replied the doctor. "And no doubt you've come to me looking for some fun time drugs?"
"No doctor. That's not what I'm about at all." The man replied. "I know the chair at the centre of the universe isn't real. But when I awoke in the morning from my terrible dream, I had not one, but two, two chair legs emanating from my anus. And, it hurts."
"I thought you were sitting funny." Said the doctor. "Why don't you pop up here and I'll take a look."
The man popped up on the examination bed and the doctor took a look at the two chair legs jutting painfully out from the man's anus.
"Hang on a minute." Said the doctor, as he pulled out a flashlight. "I can see something written up there."
When he looked up the swollen anus of the man, sure as soap, he could see the phrase "fuck you" written in black marker pen on the underside of the chair.
"Doc? What is it? What do you see?" Asked the man.
But the doctor did not reply.
Credited to koalazeus
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