The Christmas Incident

When I went to my cousin's the first thing I saw was my cousin whipping his pet goblin with a whip which I don't even know how the fuck he got while yelling at the top of his lungs "IT'S THE SILLY SANTA TRIALS!" and we tried to stop him but he got pissed and tried to attack and his mother was taking a nap on the couch and we screamed for her to wake up and she did and was completely appaled by what happened and tried to stop her bitch of a son but then that thing went beast mode and acted like a rapid dog and grabbed the goblin which was half dead at this point and threw it at the wall and ran away to his room and locked the door we then rushed the goblin to the hospital (it survived but had permanent scars) and we had to spend over 5 hours I think probably longer at the pet hospital for the goblin. When we finally got back we broke down the kids door and found the window wide open with a note on the bed that basically said that we forced him to attack the goblin and he's running away, and because the mom was asleep she did not witness the whole thing and blamed us we flipped her off and went home...

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